This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
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"It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it." ~ Julia Child
One thing that's worth repeating: There is *zero* evidence that "substack helps you get readers". The only thing that we've ever seen that helps grow an audience is other authors mentioning your blog or newsletter, which is not the platform's doing. Substack just takes credit for that!
I am forever saying that if refusal isn't a live option in any decision making process about "AI", then no ethical practice is possible. You've got to be able to stop if the thing is unacceptable.
A grey and burgundy striped scarf on a dress form that reads FUCK ICE
A highlighter yellow and black scarf that reads FUCK ICE
A cream colored scarf with rainbow speckles that reads FUCK ICE
Win an anti-ICE scarf! Enter by donating to rent relief for East Side Saint Paul Public Schools families affected by ICE activity in MN.
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We already KNOW how to make super babies, you eugenicist creeps! And it's all the things you fucking fucks are fucking up! THREAD!
Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.
Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.
Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.
Children hug Mayor Mamdani.
Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx.
In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.
there is such a magic to sitting on a tiny island in the boundary waters, seeing more stars than you could have imagined were up there, hearing the loons
i hope we do not rob future generations of experiencing it
State prosecutors from around the country are joining our coalition for the Fight Against Federal Overreach (FAFO) to share information and resources to hold federal agents accountable for unlawful behavior.
Every night after 10pm, Bernie the puppy barks herself awake for no reason.
Today we charged an ICE agent with two felony counts of 2nd Degree Assault for pointing a gun at two community members during operation metro surge. Hear about the charges below.
That sounds DELICIOUS!
Sign stapled to a utility pole: A PERSON WAS ABDUCTED BY ICE HERE
Springtime reminder, 36th & Chicago
Now, you might say, "What about all the knowledge we'd lose if we push all the abusive geniuses out of academia?!"
But I'd counter and say, "Well, what about the knowledge we've already lost from the budding scholars whose careers they've derailed with their abuse?"
I’m fairly sure that every single “irreplaceable genius” who’s been exposed as a sex pest personally drove at least one woman who would have outstripped them out of their field
I greatly appreciate Zeteo.com following up on the Gestapo ICE / CBP invasion here in Minnesota. They’re a bit quieter (sneakier) now but they haven’t stopped!
Abolish these thug agencies and prosecute their illegal activities to the fullest. No mercy.
(and thanks Zeteo)
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Viktor Orbán created the global blueprint for authoritarian populism and became a MAGA hero. Today, Hungarian voters sent him packing after 16 years in power.
There is nothing inevitable about these guys. Organize. Vote. Fight back. It works.
Good f**king riddance.
As George Jefferson said: “don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you”!
Victor Orbán’s removal sends a timely signal.
Corrupt kleptocratic Christian nationalism was on the ballot in Hungary today — just as it will be on the ballots that Americans will cast in November.
It was repudiated abroad — may it be repudiated here in November (and beyond).
To the doomers who keep saying Trump will rig the 2026 and 2028 elections: Do not concede in advance
Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme
“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”
A very happy fuck all fascists day today and every day
and thank you to Hungary for giving us all hope
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
Let's feel good. This is the latest in a string of victories against fascism around the globe. I'm thinking of Koreans thwarting the autogolpe and convicting Yoon Suk Yeol, and Brazilians convicting Bolsonaro. And in the US, we are very well positioned for November midterms.
Oh no
Magyar won with an emphasis on corruption and the rule of law. Good lessons. It wasn't just "we will improve the economy". It was "these people are stealing from you and we will put them in jail."
50 former staffers!