Every day I look forward to sleeping I love sleeping I love being unconscious

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

HEADLINE: RFK Jr. Speaks With Voice Smooth as Butter After Coughing Up ‘1-2-Switch’ Cartridge.

Robert F. Kennedy’s voice returned to an articulated, velvety-smooth timbre upon spitting up a launch title for the Nintendo Switch.
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The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

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I unmodded my PS3 to play Arcana Heart 3 online the day before this happened .-.

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Got Jak 2 and Going Commando with my PS2. Ended up being a Ratchet and Clank kid though. Put hella hours into UYA online.

Havent been drinking at all for the past few weeks. Been craving a modelo really bad, but I dont have a problem until I touch the handle of fireball thats been in the fridge for 2 years.

Picture of Venusaur "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!" (I still don't get it)

Pope out here talking like he’s in MGS2

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This came to me at work today

A SKLETEAN WITH A STAFF AND A GLOWING HAND "IM NOT BAD AT MY JOB, IM SABOTAGING CAPATALISM" - IF YOU WANT TO EAT AN ELEPHANT YOUR GONNA HAVE TO START CHEWING SOONER OR LATER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

START SOMEWHERE - dashare.zone ADMIN

This came to me at work today

Just got to the statutory rape episode of Malcom in the Middle again

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday

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I only poopoo farted for the good of humanity.

Samuel 6:7

chipp mii saying "sushi! sukiyaki! banzai!" that is such a ME thing to say!

Exactly one year ago today:

Or maybe not. Ebay ones are prob knockoffs. All 3 listings are using the same pictures

Actually, oems are still pretty easy to get. I'll just scoop one on ebay as a backup

This new battery in my 3ds still went from blue to red to flashing to dead really quickly. New one is lasting a fair bit longer though. Was idle all day, plus a few hours of playing with 3D on. Might still order another from ifixit or something tho

I mean, story patch notes is unprecedentedly funny

After I finish Woolly World I might actually give Yoshi's New Island another chance

Type of fit you’d wear to reveal an Xbox exclusive first person shooter on stage at E3 2012.

Hokutoad No Ken

Just saw that Chappelle quote about him not liking his Republican audience and I will keep saying it:

People need to realize that you have to be OVERLY intentional if you want to make sure you don’t foster a shitty audience. You can’t be careless and hope for the best