At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

Is ABC Warriors niche? Nemesis the Warlock, too. Or Wizbit, which in many ways is pretty much the same as Nemesis.

This guy must fucking hate Nandos

Sew folks, he isn't blasphemous after all - he's just really, really fucking stupid. Boy, I'm sure relived we cleared that up.

See a couple, post a couple:

I feel personally offended by this weak, lazy punne or play on words

Fortune Cookie message that reads "The prospect of a thrilling time is ahead"

Uncertain as to why, but I find this fortune cookie to be somewhat ominous

It's not the worst of its crimes, but Jaws 4 shouldn't have retconned/ignored Jaws 3 like it did

Oh wow I've woken up today all happy and optimistic and full of energy and life and with a good feeling the world is going to get better and that

Ha ha April Fool what jolly fun

I don't this guy will be looking down the back of the sofa for change to pay his gas bill or anything. Pretty sure he'll be just fine, so celebrate away

Thank you for that. I've been trying to work out what it was meant to be for a while now, because I could only see... something different

It might have been okay, it looks like all those sharks have catastrophically crashed into each other

I will be offering no further comment at this time

After being exposed to the mind-melting horrors of the void, the last of my sanity has been burned away by the malign, creeping, corrosive influence of the demonic forces...

Now... I truly am mad for it

I thought this was Sparta. Or possibly Podracing.

Or something.

Conan What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, but best of all! cating a healthy balanced breakfast! *A SIGNIFICANT DIETARY SOURCE OF THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES

Sent to me by a friend.

I sense a disturbance in the force, as if millions of front-rowers cried out in joy and then were suddenly silenced because they were out if breath

Onion... bread?

So you're saying surprise facial surgery isn't a great gift? Damn it, I'll need to rethink what I'm getting my wife for our wedding anniversary

Oh. Okay then.

I'm not going to play the clip because his voice and manner are physically repellent... to which country is he referring?

I KNEW IT!!!

Michael Jordan?

The Thor "is it though" meme

Did he though?

Seems like one of those questions where if you knew the answer was 'no' you'd just say 'no"

APPARENTLY it costs the NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we removing British objects instead? Was Brexit all for nothing? Gerry Paton, London

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Fucking up a tap and go pretty much summed up the game from the Welsh perspective