A black hole with intense gravitation imploding me into a deep nothing. To survive the 'black whole,' I had to forge a new tool. Exploring the linguistic stim as Chaos Magick, the dismissal of the internal tyrant, and the birth of the Strohax—a double-edged battle-ax for the integrated self.
Posts by The Strohmeister
I thought he would have at least waited until tonight... After supper... In the garden
Thought I'd would be the most judicial way to handle it
Here me out:
Mötley Crüe-themed cooking show
"Kickstart Maillard"
His name is Bryon Noem.
His name is Bryon Noem.
His name is Bryon Noem.
His name is Bryon Noem.
#BryonNoem
#SayHisName
The Sin Eater
That poor little sin eater in a darkened room fed artificial light and filtered half-truths and lies he gets to eat the broken fragmented shredded bits of strategically weaponized semantic psycho subliminal Sub-liminal he eats in the liminal space feeding and digesting so you don't…
Less Than Zero Sum
The "Suffering Bully" is a reminder that the endless cycle of competitive misery dehumanizes us. When we cling to zero-sum suffering, we alienate empathy and stifle genuine connection. True humanity flourishes through shared compassion, yet we cling to scarcity. It's time to…
Is anyone else hearing Lee Greenwood in their heads, but in a minor key? Like when Frosty melts in the cartoon, and they play his song, but they flatten the 3rd so the words you hear in your head are "🎵🎶Frosty, the puddle...🎶🎵"
Just me?
Okay... back to my brain.
Expect a lot of tantrums, lashing out, flag-waving, etc.
If a Karen demands the manager, play Lee Greenwood at half-speed. Music soothes the savage beast.
If Cleetus gets lethargic, Bawidataba by Kid Rock is the best medicine.
It's triage, folks.
We got this.
People, be nice to your Xtian Nationalist/MAGA friends this week.
They lost baseball to Venezuela and Chuck Norris to the Grim Reaper.
For a people constitutionally averse to processing grief and emotion in a healthy manner, they're probably not doing too good right now.
"Well shit... Do we have a plan B..."
~Pete Hegseth
"And it's only the giving that makes you what you are."
From the high-fidelity lyrics of Jethro Tull to the morning ritual of offering peanuts to the blue jays in my backyard, I’ve been mapping the topography of kindness.
Ubi es, Brute?
A black-and-white, grain-textured group photo from 1921 titled "Overlook Hotel July 4th Ball." A large crowd of men in tuxedos and women in flapper dresses are packed into the frame. In the center foreground, Donald Trump is digitally edited in, wearing a tuxedo and posing with his arms outstretched. The image is a satirical parody of the final shot from the horror film The Shining.
This explains...
.... So much
#trump
#redrum
#youwerealwaysthecaretaker
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We are Riders of Entropy.
The Wild West of a young Universe.
Big bang, young man.
#Art #Philosophy #Entropy #Heisenberg #Surrealism #SystemsThinking #BlueSkyArt
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The Long Dark Compartment Syndrome of the Soul
Do I tell this story? Should I tell this story? Have I already told this story? Forgive me... this year has been a lot. In addition to the malestrom of late-stage capitalism's decline into oligarchy, I've been spelunking the depths of my own personal…
I don't know if any profession makes one more prepared to raise quintuplets, but I bet you Malcom Gladwell's royalty check that Olympic curlers would do a bang up job.
When Peroxide Pam Blondi crashes out, this is immediately comes to mind. Same energy.
#pambondi
No Wonder I Ponder A Sore Elbow
My left elbow is sore… Not movie heart attack sore. It's cold AF sore. But I didn't come here to talk about that. I don't know why I came here. I don't even think I came here come to think But if I came to think I'd ponder… I wonder… I wonder why wander rhymes w/…
Castle Hill Anthem
Castle Hill, Sunrise, Urban Poetry, The Great Wave, Kanagawa, Winter, New York City, Industrial Beauty, Morning Light, Smoke, Resilience, Atmospheric, Winter Landscape, Cityscape
To the Walz family:Hold your precious son/brother close now. He needs you more than ever.
To anybody who is offended by the governor of Minneapolis telling ICE “get the fuck out of our city,” but not offended by ICE ethnic cleansing secret police summarily executing a local mom, a message: Go fuck yourself.
Learn the difference between a swear word and an obscenity.
What a human shitstain
Gotta get down to it, soldiers are cutting us down
Should have been gone long ago
What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?
Happy #nationalbirdday
This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!
Sir Thomas More: “Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat?
William Roper: “So, now you give the Devil the benefit of law!”
Sir Thomas More: “Yes! What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?”
William Roper: “Yes, I'd cut down every law in England to do that!”
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On Low For 8 Hours
"If you slow-cook the same soup on low for 8 hours for 30 years, what will you end up with? I became a teacher because the braise was causing my meat to fall off the bone. I was…
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