fucking around hath occurred;
finding out has commenced

trying to cook chicken with my girlfriend, and she keeps giggling every time i say the word breast

the only problem with taking my girlfriend to the avril lavigne concert is that i will no longer be able to say "you've never seen me and avril lavigne in the same room" to her anymore

i feel like it was trying to reference bad 2000s album covers, like hilary duff's metamorphosis, but it just doesn't do it for me

i know this is shallow but the biggest thing keeping me from giving gracie abrams a listen is that her album cover is so damn terrible

i have been off twitter for one week. please clap

willy wonka is autistic

i can't think too hard about defying gravity or i start crying. i am holding space

hell yeah

not a unique feeling, but chappell roan has made me feel much more confident as a feminine gay woman

in twenty years there will be a chappell roan jukebox musical on broadway

hello blue sky

"white squall" is a real fucking killer

when chappell roan comes on in public, i feel like i have to sing along in order to signal that i'm gay

the timeline has figured out that i like mushrooms, stardew, and cats, which is a great start. but i need it to figure out that i also like #wicked and gay people

it's starting to get better now that more ppl are actually coming here, and since I've been using it more it's been figuring out my interests

i used to do this so much as a kid, very nostalgic breakfast

this app has "touch my butt and buy me pizza" energy

one of the weirdest relationships as a kid was when your parent was friends with some other kid's parent, but you weren't friends with the kid. but it ended up feeling like you were cousins or something even though you weren't related

I'm currently married to Emily but i'm considering leaving her for Leah and lowkey feel guilty about it

i am very excited for mae martin's earnest musician career to embark

this website feels so empty and boring if i am completely honest. but i am trying to make it happen

i need more glinda x elphaba on my page please

fr like I want social media to be fun!! to be an escape!!

my account still exists, but after a few days I think I'm going to download an archive of my activity and then deactivate

i've left twitter and I'm gonna stick to it, but I do lowkey miss the amount of interaction I would get from pals on there

i'm brave but i'm chicken shit

just remembered i could accidentally choke on food whenever, and now i am terrified

it actually went very well and everything is okay