Is your friend norm hitzges?

You guys disabled your twitter accounts, so I can’t check if you were wearing the same thing when I met you and @bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social a couple of years ago!

ice cube and snoop dogg sitting on a porch ALT: ice cube and snoop dogg sitting on a porch

*saw. Whatever.

I just say the Rams draft video where they had Chris Tucker and Ice Cube’s kids reenact the iconic scene from Friday, and Spaulding has the chance to do something absolutely unhinged right now

Just watched an IG video of a 50-year-old gym acquaintance taking a drag off of a cigarette and then launching immediately into a 30km night run

Some people are just built different

Stormin Norman was on with the HL today. I’ve not yet listened. But I certainly will in just a few.

Same as this

Once upon a time, one of my beloved twitter people actually offered to ship me some hatch Chile’s so I could experience it for myself

What Are Ramps—and Why Is Everyone Obsessed With Them? They won’t last long, so get ’em while you can.

Honestly, that’s how I feel during hatch chile season.

Also, Relevant:
www.bonappetit.com/test-kitchen...

I just noticed a culinarily-gifted online friend of mine (and possibly yours) is cooking with ramps and I hope you’re not subskeeting him!

I missed this a couple of days ago. Norm is one tough S.O.B.

*looks over at Chase and Status* 👀

I didn’t see this reply for whatever reason. I guess maybe I’d enjoy Rick and Morty. 😆

Fiddlehead ferns

Keep going! These are all great.

Lastly lower decks. That show is hilarious and contains so much trek trivia pulled from across the entire Star Trek universe. It’s a nice way to catch a bit of trek comedy and subtle Easter eggs. Lovely cameos too. I just wish they’d speak at ~80% of the speed they currently do; it flies at you.

Ok now DSC. Criticize it and get labelled something-phobic. I’m happy that historically underrepresented and marginalized people finally got lead roles. But if I were them, I’d be furious that their chance to shine got squandered with the crappy plot lines and writing that plagued that show.

Now Star Trek SNW. Season one was fantastic. Season 2 was great. Season three went to shit and you can’t tell me the sudden influx of DSC writers at that time didnt have anything to do with it. That show had so much potential, but whatever they did after the writer’s strike hiatus wrecked it.

Next up, Enterprise. Delete the entire Xindi story arc, which was clearly the writers trying to capitalize on the “they attacked us! We must have vengeance!” sentiment that was prevalent after 9/11. Season four was great, the show had finally found its legs, but they killed it. Finish the series.

*sigh* let’s ruffle some feathers with this

First things first. Reconcile with Avery Brooks, the actor that played the finest captain in the series. Have bill shatner grovel and apologize for how he did him dirty in “Captains”

The Neutral Zone (episode) After rescuing three ancient Humans from cryogenic stasis, the Enterprise-D is ordered to the Romulan Neutral Zone on an important mission. (Season finale) "First Officer's Log, Stardate 41986.0. We a...

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They didn’t show how they killed them all, but they put this guy in his place static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/...

“In shocking news, sea-faring marauders seized control of the bobbing module shortly after splashdown and somehow managed to lift off again. They disappeared from radar screens shortly thereafter and their whereabouts or destination are unknown. NASA engineers remain perplexed as it has no engines”

I saw someone skeet “they must have let out the most giant simultaneous fartgasm the moment the hatch was popped” and I wholeheartedly concur

I am most certainly not Somali pirate, or pirate of any nationality for that matter. I just feel that they’d chalk up any losses on their side due to toxic gas buildup or electric discharge to the pirate game

Speedboat recovery racing would be way better than watching ray-bann flop about for sure

I’m no spaceologist, but I am something of a technologist

And I still feel like a couple of Somali pirates in speedboats could have had those astronauts out of that capsule and on the beach in like 15 minutes, tops

“They have to confirm there are no toxic gases”

Thank you Mr high ball. I can be very slow at times and I appreciate the explanation (also I didn’t realize “teddy E” was the great Theodore Emerich)

Please do - I read it as someone named “teddy E” with an on-air role on the ticket is sneaking in dumbzone-related Easter eggs - is it really that straightforward?