just like the real thing!

it's worked with weed
it's worked with alcohol
surely they will have similar success with tobacco!

lol at the n00b thinking life hasn't already been pirated .
i'm torrenting that shit to the heat death of the universe yo

a frequent delicacy served at the daverson domicile as well

that makes it complicated…even more so because the Catholic Church as an institution is a bunch of bigoted old men, while at ground level there are many tolerant, accepting, & loving parishes & individuals. the idea of a flawlessly solid ultraconservative block is a media fiction.

which means that you both win, really

weaker you would win because as soon as their legs wrapped around you, you'd melt

you still get 3 hots and a cot but most of your time is spent doing grunt work & praying. also since few little girls want to grow up to be nuns these days, you’ll also be caring for elderly nuns close to their last rites

nope, they call you a "novitiate" and its like nun jr.

bare knuckles or just rasslin?

#based @thestrokes.bsky.social

made me feel vindicated for taking shit after telling someone i liked em. based indeed.

i think you can dip at any time if you change your mind because what are they gonna do, kill you? they'll just load you with lots of catholic guilt about disappointing god etc

also don't they make you be an apprentice nun forever to make sure you don't change your mind?

if only every celebrity beef could be solved this way.

the pay-per-view revenue alone would be insane

the only confrontation i want to see between them:

lets dig a nice hole, say 4 by 8 by 3 ft deep. we stand a slab of wood up at one end, then chuck a bowie knife into the hole and throw tyson & weir in after it.

whoever climbs out uses the bowie knife to carve the slab for the loser.

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how many charcters do you need?

【 ͜.人 ͜.】

…FLESH & WHEAT
KEGS OF BEER
SUSTAIN OUR FLEET

RAISE THE SAILS
AND CATCH THE GALES
WE'LL TASTE THE FEAR,
TIL DEATH WE MEET

Suck it, robot

I'm going to win

don't listen to them & don't let them poison your eye. you may be >dissatisfied< with your work (lol sorry you never get over that) or your skill level, but time & practice will fix that. you do NOT suck. your work does NOT suck. you ARE an artist & no one can TAKE that from you so dont surrender it

how many art degrees do they hold that they are qualified to judge you?

becauae no fucking way would i take that job either. i quit a job as a 911 dispatcher after 90 days because the stress was too much. EVEN THOUGH i was a corporate medical/maint/fire dispatcher for decades at a huge corp campus; it still didn't prepare me for even my small town 911

not even family has a right to pressure you into pursuing a career you would HATE. you need only say, "that kind of job isn't for me" to those so rude.

and if pressed repeat "i SAID that kind of job isn't for me, & there isnt any need to discuss it" as needed & they'll soon tire of questioning you.

agreed, you know the pedo party would have done it

so happy krash patel is going through with his defamation lawsuit against the atlantic.

discovery is going to be delicious

i whizzed on an electric fence once and time traveled into the future

you know what's amazing? the number of slack-jawed drooling morons who can't imagine why iran would target bluesky for a DDoS attack

iran sees only a western microblogging site. they don't give two sticky fucks about how much you want to help throw shoes at trump

19th century american literature is tedious, overwrought, underedited, and d u L L dull

Their name is Bozzu.