When I first saw this, I thought “No way, has to be a Photoshop meme” - then I checked the video…
Law & Order SVU: Season 1, Episode 2 “A Single Life” aired: Sep 27, 1999 — the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein began in March 2005….
America needs a hell of a lot more Louise Lucas’s — and a fuck of a lot fewer Ted Cruz’s.
Who else can’t WAIT for Discovery in Kash Patel v The Atlantic lawsuit? 🙋🏼♂️
Sunday’s Snips: Some lovely from the gardens to counter the unnecessary ugly uncertainty.
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Right - The Met Gala is just around the corner:
✅ NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani & his wife Rama Duwaij are ditching the Met Gala
✅ Posters are going up all over the city encouraging people to boycott
✅ 2026 is the year that Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sánchez Bezos are the primary financial backers of the event
Just in time for tonight’s sunset, that bobby dazzler, Iris makes her annual return to The Pollinator Patch.
Your feel good clip of the week has just dropped. 😜🥂
Any other President, any other country, any other time, he’d be impeached, imprisoned and disgraced.
2 Thessalonians 2:4 sure comes to mind today….”He opposes and exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he takes his seat in the temple of God, declaring himself to be God.”
Trump is WAY more Caligula than Christ. Here endeth the lesson.
You HAD to know this was coming, right? You can say many things about MAGAmen, but you can’t say that they aren’t stacked. 😜
Reactions continue to reverberate about Melania’s pointed statements about Trump, Jeffrey Epstein and herself.
That press conference certainly knocked Jeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell and their relationships with Donald Trump and Mrs. “Be Best” Melania out of the news cycle, didn’t it? 😜
Hold up. Did Ol’ YamTits start a war with Iran to distract from the Epstein files and all of the associated fuckery — and then — trot out his latest wife to distract from the war with Iran and that associated fuckery?
Before Trump’s reasonless war with Iran, vessels moved freely through the Strait of Hormuz, and now — well, the new map just dropped.
Now, where were we? Right - the unredacted Epstein files.
The Washington Post photographer who snapped this pic today deserves a Pulitzer Prize for Breaking News Photography and Feature Photography. 😜
Ol' YamTits has not been seen publicly since his primetime speech on Wednesday.
We're talking 72 hours and counting despite the fact he hasn't left DC for his usual weekend trip to Florida to play golf.
Epstein is not trending folks, so let's make some noise.
RELEASE ALL THE FILES.
According to a rumor I’m starting, Trump is going “Reign Hell down on the Iranians” by piping in Lara Trump singing via Musk’s Starlink satellites.
In other news, Ol’ YamTits is so fucking obtuse and Biblically illiterate, that he doesn’t know the difference between “reign” and “rain”.
✅ Started a war and can’t figure how to get out of it
✅ Two warplanes shot down in Iraq
✅ Gas prices are spiking
✅ Groceries cost a fortune
✅ Airline fares are rising
✅ Attorney General was just shitcanned
✅ Job market is wretched
✅ National debt is out of control
✅ Ol’ YamTits is laser focused 😜
Did you see the new video of the Bryon & Kristi Noem / Corey Lewandowski play date that leaked? It’s Absolutely Fabulous! 😜
(Make sure to watch for the cameo of Cricket)
As entertaining as the Byron & Kristi Noem / Corey Lewandowski stories are, they’re also just the latest evidence that the ruling Epstein class doesn’t actually give a tin shit about “family values,” they just care about weaponizing them for power.
Did I just make you just drop your phone? 😜
Kristi Noem is asking for privacy and prayers tonight. She is said to be devastated by reports alleging her husband has been leading a cross-dressing double life.
Okay bish. Just like the privacy and prayers you and your little twatzis passed out with wanton, reckless, craven abandon. 💅
“Lindsey Graham, what are you going to do now that war you pushed with Iran is ramping up with 50,000 troops deployed to the Middle East, at least 15 dead American soldiers and more than 300 hundred injured (that we know of)?
La Lindsey: “I’m going to Disney World to get a magic pink bubble wand!”
I’ve seen hundreds of fantastically creative, impactful and meaningful signs from No Kings 3 Marches across the country today — but this sign here in our Rehoboth Beach, Delaware wins. 🏆 😜
Iran-linked hackers released personal photos of FBI Director Kash Patel after they hacked into his private email account.
Didn’t they scream about a “private email account” for years amid chants of “Lock Her Up”?
I just pray there are no nudes.
I prefer Ol’ YamTits.
