Kinda messed up that I can wake up angry at myself for something I did in a dream, something I'd never do awake. OOC!!

Honestly, EVERY character! Legally Blonde, Waiting... she just popped up on Hacks season 5

I love Alanna Ubach so much. So much.

Starting Hacks season 5

A man and a woman in an office bend over laughing, the man says “hey, I know it’s funny but don’t say anything about Bill’s accident.” The woman replies “I just can’t believe what a moron he is.” “Right?” Says the man. A man approaches the two, we see him from behind say “I know what you two are laughing at.” “Whoah, Bill, hey-“ says the first man We now see Bill. His face is completely torn off, leaving exposed muscles, tears streaming down, he says “ so what, so I was at the mall and Inteiednto make out with the FAO Schwarz talking tree? AS A JOKE. i am not attracted to the tree. As a joke only. ‘Oh, you didn’t know it was going to rip your entire face off?’ No, I didn’t know that. Why would I know that? That’s not a realistic expectation to have, that a children’s robot is going to rip your face clean off like a hand coming out of a glove. That’s not a normal thing that you expect to happen to you.” Bill also has a smudge of black on his shirt. “Your pen exploded in your pocket, Bill.” Says one of his coworkers. “God Damnit!” yells Bill.

Bill’s Accident

I'm going to laugh my teeth out

OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD

I am now old enough to be looking for good side-sleeping pillows that will stop my jaw from getting scrunched up and being in pain, because I sleep stupid

*BANGING POTS AND PANS* JACK LOVERS!!!!!

and also, I think he liked the crinkle sound of the bag

Angus somehow flipped one of his favorite toys into a paper bag that I keep for recyclables in the kitchen, and then he had the best time attacking the paper bag itself. Even after I took the toy out and showed it to him.

Succubus underground rave

Things I keep saying that no one likes.

pic added to boost visibility its just Fabio, our black cat, fascinated by his new cat fountain

🚨PLEASE BOOST🚨

my bff/former partner just moved to NYC to live with a family member.

this family member has turned out to NOT be safe AT ALL.

if U r in NYC and can put up a 43yr old trans masc enby for a day or two PLZ respond here or DM me

theyve only been in NYC 2 days they urgently need help

they want your forests.
6,000 forest service employees fired. wildfire fighters let go right before fire season. headquarters ripped out and shipped to utah. 10 regional offices closed. 50+ research facilities across 31 states shuttered.

"Live fast, die young, 'cause I'm anti-vaxx" - M.I.A., probably

Between Sandra Bullock stumping for AI and Evan Rachel Wood being left out in favor of Joey King, I am not as excited as I was.

Uh-oh. Whiskey has gone woke.

These look really cool.

Mr. Mojo Rising

Screenshot from the Imperial War Museum's social media. A photograph of a horrible puppet from WW1. The caption reads 'I asked ChatGPT-' "Okay, I asked Douglas, the slightly haunted WW1 puppet and he says it's time to get back in the trench."

Multiple people have sent me Douglas today. This is my brand.

I love it when well-fed cats put on the poor urchin look

Are You Lightning YouTube video by Nada Surf - Topic

One of the songs I can't sing along to without crying (gotta get the emotions out somehow)

From the movie Practical Magic: a screencap of the vampire

Alarms with dying batteries never start their beeping at a civilized time of day. No, it's always when you haven't had enough sleep, and you're a lot more likely to go mad. Also, who the fuck puts a smoke alarm right at the top of the stairs? People who want you to fall and die, that's who.

this is from 2018. i say this not to correct everyone who reposted it, but just to say, he's been mask-off for a long time and if this makes any "dems forever" people open their eyes, then i'm glad it's making the rounds

a close up of a woman 's face with curly hair and a scar on her face . Alt: A woman with curly hair and a dirty face waving and smiling weirdly

"Urban Legend" is delightful

a woman in a black dress is looking at a computer screen . Alt: a Goth woman in a black dress is looking at a computer screen .

K, now I'm having a Danielle Harris night

I'm watching a movie called "Shiver", and I don't think I have ever been as annoyed by a fictional serial killer as I am right now. He's such a weenie.