Astrology Deathmatch

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We will be posted up in a mystery location, somewhere in Los Angeles with a table and sign that says "free astrology readings," reading any passerby to absolute filth. This Friday, 10pm eastern, 7pm pacific. Live on X and youtube (link in replies). Don't miss it!

Bro why are you calling @empressatlantis.bsky.social a retard?? Seems harsh 😆

why don't you go cry about it then

You're free to think whatever you want, I do not care

I am doing it for the lulz because he's a loser and deserves humiliation.

I can't see anything, it says blocked

What

Astrology Deathmatch

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ASTRO LIVE - NODAL SPECIAL

To celebrate the nodes changing signs, join myself and the inimitable @alchemilie.bsky.social for a discussion about Rahu and Ketu!

We will then open the phone lines for callers to get their charts read!

Tune in this Friday live on X and YouTube.

4p EST / 1p PST

The correct answer is breakup. I wrote a whole thread about it here. Due to the lack of polls on this site I don't think I'll be posting these in the future, kind of ruins the fun. But you can always find them back on twitter.

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Lmao

If I were you, I would rely on the fundamental/natural significators of the planets and ignore houses

The idea behind this is that these midpoints show where activations happen that affect both people in the relationship

It's very accurate in my experience

So look at it from the perspective that this is a natal chart for a relationship

Basically treat it like a natal chart, normal rules apply

Good idea, I posted that way

Option D: The couple got married

Option C: The couple had a child

Option B: The couple broke up

Option A: The couple had their first date

ASTRO QUIZ #54

The quizzes are back for 2025! Brand new type of question as well. This is a midpoint composite chart for a romantic relationship + the transits for a specific day. What happened to the couple on this day?

Each answer will be a reply, like the reply that contains your answer.

Dang, I was going to cross post the astro quiz to here but looks like that won't work

Is it possible to do polls on this app?

At my parents' annual post-christmas party. Last year I gave readings for several people. Two people have already approached me to tell me my predictions came true right when I said they would, now they're fascinated with astrology and asking me all kinds of questions.

I started laughing and she said "That's not a compliment btw" 💀

12 year old niece showing me memes and asked what social media I'm on. She said twitter was "cringe." She wanted to see my profile. Then asked how I had so many followers. I told her "astrology." She says "ugh yr just like my mom. Going on and on about Scorpios."

Pissed that my health insurance company declined my escort charges... i made it very clear to them that my doctor said I'm medically DL and I NEED a beard to live

In the radius of a thousand miles, I find it strange no-one makes me smile.

Name three living astrologers whose books have influenced you the most:

1. Robert Hand
2. Deb Houlding
3. Demetra George

Venus opposite Mars - premature ejaculation is the vibe