I never want to hear another word about "if Kamala was president"

The Harper's letter signatories all nodding their mortarboards at each other

Garland is on like NG+20 in Elden Ring, he's 100% the man for the job

I think the people concerned about Platner because they think he'll lose to Collins, are better off being concerned about Platner because of how he might vote in the Senate.

The CIA flooded inner cities with drugs in the 1980s.

IF YOU BUILD A BIKE LANE THAT DOESN'T CONNECT TO ANOTHER BIKE LANE THEN YOU DIDN'T BUILD A BIKE LANE

The social media pivot from chronological timelines to popular-first was done at least partly to throttle real time organizing

Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo

"I couldn't understand why they'd made Thanos sneeze all the way through the film, but then I saw Walther Matthau wearing the Infinity Gauntlet, and as he said "Gesundheit" and clicked his fingers I was on my feet clapping and cheering with the rest of the audience. A change well worth making."

Yakuza's Shopfronts Are One Of Life's Little Pleasures - Aftermath Welcome to the world's #1 walking simulator

A great piece by @lukeplunkett.com on @aftermath.site on this incredible sense of place that the Yakuza series provides.

Is there a way for Kash Patel to lose his case and The Atlantic has to shut down

Once you get through the security line, you can eat everything in sight and it doesn't count against your metabolic health because the terminal is a transitory space

No more Scary Movie franchise, forget I ever said anything about the death of mid-budget comedies, please, they can go back to being dead again

Dogs come into the world with nothing

Then you come and pick one up

And life is better for everyone

If it’s the way I have to go out, tell my wife I love her

It's just more realistic

One of the best things about Dr. Langdon is that he is a husband and a father of young children, which knocks him down a couple pegs in interestingness

whoa imagine if we knew how to build a car

1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner

housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

or troughs, however you're graphing that shit

See, here's the flaw in Democrat's logic. Appreciate the vigor, but like, Cory JUST said these hypothetical people "agree with 90/100 things Harris said." Let's ignore that one of them was genocide, just for the sake of argument: HE just blamed VOTERS you want support from for "letting" Trump in.

leftist publishers when you ask them about open access

The funding is targeted, it's not general operating support, and it won't close the funding gap from federal cuts. They're still doing layoffs

I have a feeling that life is really, really fair but only if you measure it across millennia at a scale that flattens out all those Y axis spikes of injustice and strife

a time machine to go back and tell every teacher ever that YES you WILL have a calculator on you at all times ACTUALLY

Why won’t you just obey the praying mantis wearing Transitions lenses

We got Trump because the bad leftists won’t do what James Carville says

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

Pick another topic, you dumbass centrist cops

Why can’t these dudes just speak in the terse Hemingwayesque language that makes them feel manly and shut the fuck up about how anybody else talks? Language policing is what happened to stand-up comedy, too