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Posts by Jesse Neubauer

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

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Cat,im a kitty cat
And I dance dance dance
And I dance dance dance

Animation by @potoobrigham.bsky.social

5 days ago 48 20 6 0

Gooootcha.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Oh man I'm so glad to see DTN in here. I was briefly a big fan of his in high school until he bullied me off his fan-forums for (iirc) ideological differences.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

I'm not understanding the otter reference, but otherwise nice

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

TIL. Never encountered that term before. Seems like there's overlap with Aegosexualty.

2 weeks ago 5 4 0 0

I'm sorry, *what* is Hatterene's motive? She wants to keep B🪨 for herself, to what end? Milking him/edging him for his negative emotions? For what purpose?? Do you eat solid food, or just brain-jizz? 'Cause there are two very solid chefs her-ohhhhh bye bobber guy- *one* very solid chef here 6/

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E03: Oh look, it's B🪨. And the bobber guy. Ah right, he says Best Wishes 'cause he's from Black and White. What's his schtick, the Pokémon Connoisseur? He *eats* pokemon?? Ah, I see this is the #hypnotism kink awakening episode of the generation. 5/

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Btw I'm noticing as an adult that TR isn't evil, or villains. They're barely even criminals. They're just *poor*. The equipment is clearly subsidized by the boss, for some reason. So why isn't their food? They'd probably work for the twerps happily if Ash gave them free meals. 4/

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E02: a Very Special Clauncher (VSC) 🍳🏳️‍🌈 woos Misty (M), Ash's Corphish (AC), and prey-baits Team Rocket (TR) into all pursuing him in decidedly-not-children-friendly ways. His refusal to choose between M and AC gets the gang back together. This means we will probably see Brock (B🪨) next. 3/

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
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E01: Wow, Ash by himself is just... awkward and *sad*. Were those magikarp munching his butt? Oh hey, it's mr. Mime the step-dadohhhhgod what did they do to Oak's voice? Oh Ash has a latias guardian angel/stalker now.

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Watching through "Pokémon: To Be A Master (2023)" as a 35-year-old who petered off watching the main series around 15 years ago. While 🌿 and #furry and kinky lol gonna do a liveblog about it for fun. May veer into after-dark themes, so. Potential content warning there. 1/

2 weeks ago 4 0 1 0

Holy crap! That's some amazing stuff. 😍

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Very nice! I didn't know either of you played WoW <3

3 weeks ago 2 0 2 0
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studying magic

1 month ago 278 99 2 0

To my lovely followers with a nerdy inner dinosaur kid, treat yourself to a fun tradesies with a loved one.
web.ics.purdue.edu/~braile/edum...

Let's make sure @korybing.bsky.social has done one of these at least once.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

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I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

2 months ago 23191 4769 221 168

The majority of the US population its concentrated in its cities.

While cities don't make people like each other or stop racism or genders or misogyny, they do MASSIVELY offset all those prejudices because that clumping of diverse groups FORCES them to get along, just enough to stay alive. >

2 months ago 81 14 2 2

Yep!

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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There's lots of different roles, gotta go look at 'em! I don't have any special hiring powers, but I will help you get in with the union if you do get hired ^^

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Come unionize Chase with me!

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

Seems like a decent analogy

3 months ago 0 0 0 0
A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. The hand is from the Portland Frog, a person in an inflatable frog suit. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"

A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. The hand is from the Portland Frog, a person in an inflatable frog suit. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"

"We Beat 'Em Before... (Portland's Version)"

This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.

3 months ago 2105 709 3 11
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Happy last night! #hannukah

4 months ago 5 0 0 0

Oh my dogs Mark Witton on the "democratization of art thru AI" is 🔥

4 months ago 6 3 0 0

I think this is the biggest story of our era.

And it is shameful that we are so easily being drawn off focus from the most perilous risk of all:

Having no planet to live on.

4 months ago 2 2 0 0

Damn this is pretty much a completely different Iggy from the one I get to see. Maybe I should start writing you letters D:

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

What's going on? This sounds like a cry for help

4 months ago 0 0 1 0
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#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org

5 months ago 4359 4286 28 71
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