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OH sorry i forgot to say. it did and i love him

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wheel of wow 2

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pac-man complete breakfast that consists of the above pac-man waffles, fruit salad with pretzel and a bell, and a single energizer (100mg Dextroamphetamine)

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new gizzpost blizzardofgizzard.tumblr.com/post/8145218...

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pacman waffle iron

pacman waffle iron

wait keychain post cancelled WHNAIUH??? HUH????

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pac-man arcade cabinet in keychain form. still playable

pac-man arcade cabinet in keychain form. still playable

they still make the tetris one according to amazon but still

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Stumbled on a Japanese post saying “酒!女装!Linux!”
(“Sake! Crossdressing! Linux!”)
searched and found a few others with the same phrase, some on Bluesky too. Origin unknown to me. Curious combo.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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me daydrinking while wearing a tie at the computer

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lowkirkestrogenuinely they should make those bulky playable arcade cabinet keychains again

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i vote sticker still on the waxed backing

i vote sticker still on the waxed backing

the sticker

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im born today :) my bf made me deep rock galactic themed cake for my birthday im so excited to eat my yummy

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SIIIIIIICK

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Update maakt Gun Godz van Vlambeer weer speelbaar Jan-Willem Nijman wil de klassieke Vlambeer-games speelbaar houden tot ver in de toekomst. Met de update voor classic FPS, Gun Godz, doet hij precies dat.

Jan-Willem Nijman wil de klassieke Vlambeer-games speelbaar houden tot ver in de toekomst. Met de update voor classic FPS, Gun Godz, doet hij precies dat.

@vlambeer.com @jwaaaap.com #gamedev #indiedev #dutchgames

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paternal joy is cool actually

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not to throw stones in my glass house but politicians over there are always coming from places with names like Twickenham or Bourloughington-on-the-lake

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comedians complaining about the difficulty getting coffee flavored coffee is interesting when you think about how they are denying themselves the pleasure of light roast with x4 espresso shots. Very Catholic

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digital painting of Moon Child smoking posed like the meme super mario smoking weed

digital painting of Moon Child smoking posed like the meme super mario smoking weed

moon child smoking weed the movie

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This is structurally identical to a Da Share Z0ne post

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the "It's been one of those weeks... pass the yaoi!" fish meme, edited to instead say "It's been... one week since you looked at me" with the lyrics to the first verse of the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week"

the "It's been one of those weeks... pass the yaoi!" fish meme, edited to instead say "It's been... one week since you looked at me" with the lyrics to the first verse of the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week"

sometimes i get an idea and have no choice but to follow it to its conclusion

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One image showing 2 photos side by side. The left image shows a person wearing pyjamas and has Poe's head edited over them. Text on this image reads: "me on my wedding day".
The right image shows the same person now wearing a suit and tie, with Poe's head edited over them. Text on this image reads: "me on Vampire Crawlers launch day".

One image showing 2 photos side by side. The left image shows a person wearing pyjamas and has Poe's head edited over them. Text on this image reads: "me on my wedding day". The right image shows the same person now wearing a suit and tie, with Poe's head edited over them. Text on this image reads: "me on Vampire Crawlers launch day".

Happy Vampire Crawlers launch week for all those who celebrate 🎉🍾🥂

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Two photos of a crafted Hoi game character plushie. The second photo features Hoi with a bow.

Two photos of a crafted Hoi game character plushie. The second photo features Hoi with a bow.

When my wife and I had just married, she crafted this Hoi plushie for me. 😊💚

As we married uhm… a 'few' years ago, the condition of the plushie has declined, but I thought it's fun to post here.

My wife wants me to emphasize that it was a quick prototype, not a finalized creation. 🙂

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headline: Board game Publisher Harbarto press release inexplicably cuts ties to Crazy Sex Stuff done during games of EGY
body of text reads as follows:
In a recent press release from the game publisher known best for their work publishing family-friendly titles such as EGY and The Landlord's Game: Pratfall Pals Edition, Hasbarto also inexplicably condemned "Horny EGY Stuff".

"Now, make no mistake." Said company representative Codd Boward in his signature polarizingly antebellum accent, "Hasbarto is, first and foremost a simple family company. Because of those values, we cannot endorse using our beloved color-and-number-matching game EGY as a vehicle to get--" Codd paused briefly, to noisily inhale some air through his gills. "Unceremoniously sloppy toppy."

Long time fans of EGY have, for whatever reason, been out in force online about it.

"total bullshit lmfao" posted EGYPHREAKS.BIZ user WILD4WILDDRAW4, "if this wasnt like. by far the most cost effective way to get medically inadvisable amounts of dick @ the comic book store id be so fuckn mad"

As of press time, Codd Boward has been seen making unbroken eye contact with our on-site reporter, seductively moving a red 0 between the third and second row of his impeccable teeth.

headline: Board game Publisher Harbarto press release inexplicably cuts ties to Crazy Sex Stuff done during games of EGY body of text reads as follows: In a recent press release from the game publisher known best for their work publishing family-friendly titles such as EGY and The Landlord's Game: Pratfall Pals Edition, Hasbarto also inexplicably condemned "Horny EGY Stuff". "Now, make no mistake." Said company representative Codd Boward in his signature polarizingly antebellum accent, "Hasbarto is, first and foremost a simple family company. Because of those values, we cannot endorse using our beloved color-and-number-matching game EGY as a vehicle to get--" Codd paused briefly, to noisily inhale some air through his gills. "Unceremoniously sloppy toppy." Long time fans of EGY have, for whatever reason, been out in force online about it. "total bullshit lmfao" posted EGYPHREAKS.BIZ user WILD4WILDDRAW4, "if this wasnt like. by far the most cost effective way to get medically inadvisable amounts of dick @ the comic book store id be so fuckn mad" As of press time, Codd Boward has been seen making unbroken eye contact with our on-site reporter, seductively moving a red 0 between the third and second row of his impeccable teeth.

for a grip id write in-universe articles for a furry space station 13 server. for context this was written in '22, shortly after they added EGY (read: legally distinct UNO) to the codebase

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Tomodachi life real

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Happy 25th anniversary, Animal Crossing!

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A Clefable Pokemon TCG card

A Clefable Pokemon TCG card

this card is so funny. i added it to my deck that runs the meganium that turns one grass energy into two grass energy, meaning this clefable can copy any move for one energy cost, regardless of the copied move’s energy cost

i’m one-shotting pokemon with their own moves. it’s hilarious

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RAE THE DOE PRESENTS:
SOME NEW IDEAS TO SHAKE UP THE WORLD OF GAMER T-SHIRTS

We see a series of gamer t-shirt designs, each with mismatching fonts in a way that is garish. 

YOU MAY SEE ME AS JUST ANOTHER
GAMER GIRL BUTI SMACK ALL THE UGLY VILLAGERS IN MY ANIMAL CROSSING TOWN WITH A BUTTERFLY NET UNTIL THEY MOVE OUT

I PLAY CALL OF DUTY WITHOUT CALLING
THE OTHER PLAYERS HOMOPHOBIC SLURS OVER VOICE CHAT. JUST DOING MY PART, NO NEED TO THANK ME

I DON'T NEED TO PLAY GACHA GAMES
I ALREADY PULLED A SIX STAR. THAT'S RIGHT, MY WIFE

CAUTION: THE PERSON YOU'RE TALKING TO HAS STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE DREAMCAST AND GAMECUBE VERSIONS OF SONIC ADVENTURE

YOU LIKE THAT GAME? TOO BAD I ALREADY WATCHED A VIDEO ESSAY
ABOUT WHY IT'S MEDIOCRE

We see Rae wearing a shirt that says “35% GAMER.” She looks happy. 
RAE: SEE, I LIKE THIS ONE. IT MANAGES EXPECTATIONS.

RAE THE DOE PRESENTS: SOME NEW IDEAS TO SHAKE UP THE WORLD OF GAMER T-SHIRTS We see a series of gamer t-shirt designs, each with mismatching fonts in a way that is garish. YOU MAY SEE ME AS JUST ANOTHER GAMER GIRL BUTI SMACK ALL THE UGLY VILLAGERS IN MY ANIMAL CROSSING TOWN WITH A BUTTERFLY NET UNTIL THEY MOVE OUT I PLAY CALL OF DUTY WITHOUT CALLING THE OTHER PLAYERS HOMOPHOBIC SLURS OVER VOICE CHAT. JUST DOING MY PART, NO NEED TO THANK ME I DON'T NEED TO PLAY GACHA GAMES I ALREADY PULLED A SIX STAR. THAT'S RIGHT, MY WIFE CAUTION: THE PERSON YOU'RE TALKING TO HAS STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE DREAMCAST AND GAMECUBE VERSIONS OF SONIC ADVENTURE YOU LIKE THAT GAME? TOO BAD I ALREADY WATCHED A VIDEO ESSAY ABOUT WHY IT'S MEDIOCRE We see Rae wearing a shirt that says “35% GAMER.” She looks happy. RAE: SEE, I LIKE THIS ONE. IT MANAGES EXPECTATIONS.

Rae the Doe - Gamer T-Shirts

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