That’s what you think

Ewww

I’ll call your mum

Kitchen

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Any top tips to address waking-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night-because-you’re-an-old-git-itis? Been taking magnesium for a couple of months to no effect

Skid Row?

Enjoying the authentically hairy pits on Miss Mary Bennet

There are Bennet sisters on my tragic lantern

A reRACK, you say?

Daughter has just referred to the Cocktoe Twins - I think she’s joshing. She’d better be…

What you get up to behind closed doors would make me blanch?

The Travelling Whaleburys

The portrait in her attic must be horrific

Welease Bwian

Always

Looks manky

Probably scabies

Is that like uphill gardening?

The new baboon vs badger

If you see this, quote a pic of you in glasses 👓

I’m having my boiler serviced today, lads

Pretty much show everything below

And what have they got for the ladies?

When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. When they realise it's a brass band: less so apparently.

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Starmer SMASH

Euphemisms’R’Us

Solid lesbian aunties

It’s a cracker

I can see some of it through the trees