Happy Baseball, to all who celebrate!

NOT PENNY’S BOAT

How a Banksy Painting Turned Mark Hoppus into a ‘Punk Medici’ As Hoppus’ prized Banksy artwork ‘Crude Oil (Vettriano)’ heads to auction, the Blink-182 bassist and vocalist reflects on his love of street art and the punk-rock ethos it embodies.

Please read my essay and tell me I am a great person

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Calling my dentist to see if they’re having a deal teeth for Presidents’ Day weekend.

Go crush!

Iggles! 🦅

Six minutes left in the third, I would like to adjust my prediction

I hope the Eagles win but that’s my prediction. Also I interviewed Bob Mould last week so how dare you block me.

35-28 Chiefs.

Ice Ice Baby Shark

I’m doing it

I’m gonna get one of those blow up dinosaur costumes and walk around saying welcome. To Jurassic Mark

Santa’s favorite place to celebrate Christmas? LAPland.
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🎶Dune 2: Forget About Me🎶

Sometimes I’ll be watching tv and a random prescription medication will be running through their warnings and they’ll mention lymphoma and I’m like HEY THAT’S ME and then I’ll be like ew gross what the hell. It’s like recognizing a restaurant in Entourage.

Thank you Blenderman! 🙏🏻❤️

How about in A Christmas Carol, Scrooge shows up to a party where his nephew and the nephew’s fiancé and a bunch of their friends are all sitting around talking shit about him and laughing “lol Scrooge that a piece of trash! He can eat shit!” On Christmas Eve.

An app that saves your passwords called Kenny Log-Ins
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(To the tune of the hit Pearl Jam song Evenflow)
🎶Uniqlo🎶

(To the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle) 🎶Mark Hoppus🎶

The Fast and the Furious: Joycon Drift

Tony Danzig

Shirley Temple of Doom

I feel like you guys aren’t following me hard enough on here?

What the hell man

Thankful af

It’s pronounced Blooskee