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Posts by Paul

Adjust the angle a littttllleeee lower 😜

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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

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I'm just so tired of being nice. So tired of trying to be reasonable and rational. So tired of trying to be the genuinely nice guy who puts in the effort and communicates. I'm just so so so so so tired of not getting what I try and put out into my interactions. 😮‍💨

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Pick meeeee

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Fifteen Years

i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

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Right here 👋🏼

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😍😍😍

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Happy Florence and the Machine new single release day to those who celebrate!

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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

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I keep debating doing that but I guess I hate myself. Haha

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I've been dealing with that issue too!

6 months ago 1 0 1 0

Can I be close to it as well?

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Easy there, serial mom

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I've lost 50 lbs since November and I don't feel like I see it most of the time, but anytime I wear clothes, it's so apparent. Whyyyyy does my brain refuse to see this on my body? 😩

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I had a dream last night I was pregnant, miserable, and panicking over how a baby would come out of me and NO ONE ELSE seemed to have a concern over this. HORRIFYING

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This is part of why I deleted almost all my social media. Haha

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Noted 😜

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Hope you get out of your depression! Looking great, man!

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My plane was supposed to leave at 2:45 and has now been delayed to 3:50. I'm already about to turn into Liz Lemon in that episode of 30 Rock where her plane is stuck on the tarmac.

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Cannot reiterate enough: Clear Creek, anyone south of Switchyard, safe place, now. (7:34 pm)

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A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say

A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say

*crab-walked

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I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.

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I'm on a little staycation roughly an hour away from home. I went out for dinner and drinks at separate places and I have run into the most random people I haven't seen in at least a decade I wouldn't have guessed I'd ever run into. Life is so weird sometimes.

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Pope from Chicago
All things go, all things go

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In grad seminar yesterday, we were talking about legacy being planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.
Then this story wrecked me...

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As do you, good sir!

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Sure! Looks like my nights anyway! Haha

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