A dark gray tank top with neon orange lettering: "Hot Void" is on top and "Summer" is below it. Void has gray letters and a bold orange outline.
Be the hottest void on the beach this summer.
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lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"
dedicated to virginia politics (THANK YOU better virginia)
youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw
I feel like not enough reviewers know they had to remake the entire final third of the Michael Jackson movie because it falsely exonerated him, and it turned out the kid’s lawyer foresaw that shit in the 1990s and made sure to include a clause that the estate could never ever do that on film.
illustration of cute jellyfish carrying lanterns and musical instruments underwater through a darkened reef while manta rays carry bear tourists to watch. falling stars and phases of the moon decorate the top and side borders, while other animals watch from the shadows at the bottom.
jellyfish parade 🪼⭐
a white dog with brown spots drawn in a simply, scribbly style with a teal background.
buppy
obvious market manipulation subsumes all critiques into itself or w/e the saying is
ok the taco tuesday thing sucks now that he's playing along with it
Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.
Panel 1: A silhouette with an umbrella stands on the other side of an iron gate at the top of a stairwell. The hall is lit a deep red, leaving the cool blues that comprise the rainy outdoors to spill down the concrete steps. Panel 2: They close the umbrella, water droplets shaking off. Panel 3: A closer shot of Adra, who sighs as they go down the steps.
coming home
#machinesympathy
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
Illustration of a blue, sea slug kobold in silver trimmed armor. A mystical tome is in one hand and light sparkles off it.
Sea Slug Kobold
The Brits appear ready to shame the US news media into covering this, distracted as they are by gazing at their own navels ...
ICQ User Interface in 2005
ICQ User Interface in 2005
People disparage Banjo Kazooie for over-focusung on collectibles but consider this: it does in fact feel good af to collect a thing amd hear a dipshit sound effect play and see that number go up
How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing
being an old man is a state of mind, though. Old man yaoi is a VIBE. I would say that there are 30 year olds involved in old man yaoi for sure, because they are very tired and hopeless and giving way to the heat of passion revives their soul and that is old man yaoi
The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.
It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.
big day for gay frogs
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do we have a polymarket thing for Jones lowtaxing
Alex Jones wearing a hat that says "LOW IQ"
alex jones is live right now with what may very well be his final (or almost) broadcast on InfoWars and things are totally normal
blexas and blississpi would probably destroy the GOP's fighting spirit
"Say Perhaps To Drugs" in sharpie on a yellow brick wall.
a beautiful watercolored pencil drawing of a green moray eel smoking a bong. it is gripping the bong with its pharyngeal jaws while smoke pours out of its gill openings
who lives in a pineapple under the sea
