I've been gaining weight due to stress eating.

REVURM

Quark is so Sassy!

if you have a problem with a trans woman using the term "spiritually cisgender" you will not see heaven

We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy but because you've seen the other shit this country spends tax money on. At least going to the moon is cool.

This is the 21st century Madonna and child.

it's the summer of burliness. im gonna be able to lift sacks of grain for the revolution so easy. im gonna be able to haul rice across the plains. im gonna be able to lift a small hatchback and tenderly set it back on the road

AOC or Pritzker. Probably Pritzker. He is reassuringly large, and traumatized Americans will respond to that.

Why have war on timeline when we can have dinosaurs?

They *do* move in herds.

Honestly thought that it was.

His job is to destroy the United States

NO AI GENERATED CONTENT!! IT MAKES HEATER UPSET!!!

Snaggletooth'd cat face.

Impeccable.

Pretty!

It will use a (real estate) agent.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

This feels like a folksy southern putdown. “Man’s cheaper’n a movie ticket”

Clean, lustrous fur is so great to see in a rescue cat. Happy, healthy little man.

What if short stories were so back?

That fucking ruled.

there is literally nothing wrong with being trans and anyone who says otherwise is a fascist who would kill and/or enslave your entire family at a moment's notice

Not loving how grounded and relatable this is.

Damn dude.

went back in time to introduce a Victorian child to pizza but instead they got me hooked on some kind of embalming fluid they were all doing. these kids are fucked up

This is the Roko's Basilisk I can get behind.

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

I am really enjoying how often you've aimed your earnestness toward solidarity and a positive vision for the future as things have gotten increasingly dire in the world.

No they won't dude. Empires decay and fall into decline. Ambitious people do stupid shit that accelerates it.