This is all building up nicely to Trump versus The Pope in an "I Quit" match at Summerslam, isn't it?

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

Ed Davey: PM must withdraw US access to UK bases to avoid being complicit in Trump's war crimes

This is a point which could become a lot more pertinent for Downing Street in the next day or so.

Just kept repeating the word 'liar' down the phone loudly until a scammer eventually put the phone down on me.

Impressive so far. A refusal to be bullied into an illegal war by a mad US President should unite the nation. But Brexit Britain is, of course, not a normal nation.

There's having a brass neck and then there’s whatever this is from Boris Johnson

Ipswich chair apologises for causing fans ‘hurt and pain’ after Farage’s visit to club The Ipswich Town chair and chief executive, Mark Ashton, has apologised for ‘any hurt, pain or distress’ caused by Nigel Farage’s visit to Portman Road this week

On the one hand, we should always welcome unreserved & apparently sincere apologies like this. As opposed to the mealy-mouthed whinings of, say, Jim Ratcliffe. On the other, this doesn’t explain how they ended up rolling out the red carpet for a human skid mark.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...

The Telegraph Joanna Marchong There's a reason young people like me hate the NHS <

Yeah, it’s because you’re a tedious Tory wanker, mate

Trump is pure evil

How dare the Coward in the White House undermine the bravery and sacrifice of our British troops.

Reform and Nigel Farage should be ashamed to associate themselves with him.

Trump in Davos, Switzerland:

"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".

German is the main language of Switzerland.

Well played, Channel 4.

Credit where it's due, "Give me the Peace Prize or I'll start a war" is quite a funny bit.

(Also funny: "Climate change is a hoax and also we need to plan new shipping routes for when the arctic melts")

I'm good thanks. I think I probably won't move to the country where the authorities pump out neo-Nazi memes and masked militias roam the streets.

everything is just absurd. 10 years of this asshole is 10 years too many

Senegal lucky thry didnt forfeit the match

“I’m sorry to have to inform you that your son has cried in the line of duty, Ma’am. We tried our best to comfort him but the language he encountered was simply too harsh.”

going to start writing birthday cards in the manner people wrote cards to jeffrey epstein

dear auntie caroline

here’s to another year of discretion, sinful adventures and making many new in appropriate friends.

may every day be another blissful secret.

tom

I am just so sick of having to hear about what the world’s oldest toddler & most brain-addled rapist has to say, pls just hurry up the inevitable death by golf cart

Got to go, too expensive to have a regularly rotated player

Man City have spent more than £500m pounds on new talent since being charged with more than 100 Premier League rule breaches. As another window opens, they’re poised to add another top talent, and still there is no ruling. Shames the Premier League how long it’s taken. Man City deny the allegations

I dont listen to a word keane says anymore

Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.

If I ever own a social media platform, and I add a tool that I know is creating sexual images of children, and I don't immediately disable that feature...

or even worse... I make it a premium paid service...

CALL ME A NONCE...

CALL ME A PAEDOPHILE...

SEND ME TO FUCKING JAIL!

Nigel Farage promised Brexit would help you.

Nigel Farage stood down 319 Reform candidates to help Boris deliver THIS SPECIFIC version of Brexit.

So if he's convinced you to blame other people for the fact that this Brexit hasn't helped you...

You're as thick as frozen shit.

Sad news from the Daily Gazette in Colchester.
Look, we had a good run.

An expert saying: This is Queen Victoria's chocolate box!

absolute filth on Antiques Roadshow

Are you sure casemiro not come on for brighton

Also cunha and sesko have been hopeless again