born to be a consultant, stuck being a project manager

this was followed up by some supportive comments about also thinking I was good at the final 20%, I just had to apply a lot more effort

“You’re the best person I’ve ever met at figuring out 80% of a topic quickly”

My graduate advisor

oh buddy let’s get you even more poor.

usually when republicans start a war they can’t win it involves the armed forces

yeah their components are sick, do more with them

Toadies voice: do you wanna die

not even crazy: screenless health tracker using all of the excellent watch tech and none of the comms shit

Headlines now: Apple to change CEOs, Labor Secretary to step down, Trump threatens end of humanity, US Pre-market up

👀

3 tops brother, 8 is too many what the hell

was that how bad it was last year??

lol last year before our game, their star receiver got a blanket “from” our star corner. Made a big deal about it.

Except Drink sent it. Fucking loser lol.

my brother texted like “look up this stat line now”, holy shit dude