The absolute state of Tim whilst he’s got the audacity to tear Katie down, Those jeans 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh to have the confidence of a mediocre man. #MAFSAU

Your tree is beautiful 🤩

Is a manufactured chemical filled scent more environmentally friendly & less harmful to human health than a fresh tree? Imagine pissing on someone’s chips to make a point. Be a grinch on your own timeline without using someone else’s happy post. 😒 #TheresAlwaysOne #RandomGuyPuttingAWomanRight 🙄

I’ve been trying to get on board with this ….for about 5 years. It’s still not going well. 🤣 I’m absolutely burst & crawling towards the finish line….roll on the 20th when I’ll be taking a baseball bat to my computer & throwing my phone off the Kingston Bridge 🤣

Getting ready for a l’il black tie “do”…. Let the festive season commence. 🥂🥂🥂🥂

It’s terrifying & depressing in equal measure.

Holy mother of f*ck. People are going to buy this tat. Why are so many humans so unimaginably stupid?

So last night’s #ImACeleb
#Dean was as ridiculous as expected
#Coleen was brilliant as expected and
#Jane being awful over having to do dishes for a couple of days & making 2 lovely guys feel like shit. Totally unnecessary 😤

#Dean giving Alan grief over waking him up to go collect logs for the fire. What an arse!!! Snippy wee princess. #ImaCeleb

Oh no! 😒

The snow has put the kibosh on my pal’s visit so my neighbour is getting the dinner I was going to serve up.
Prawn Cocktail

Grilled salmon, black bean salsa, crispy potatoes & coriander mayo

Choc fondant with raspberries & vanilla ice cream
She’s delighted 🤩 Angie is not 😞

Catching up with #ImACeleb & Dean embodies everything I hate about modern society. So much effort to put on a show but totally unprepared to get his sleeves rolled up & stuck into actually achieving results. You need to put some effort into winning in this life.

Thank god it’s Friday! I’ve been running solo this week & I do not have another work day in me. 😴

Great atmosphere. Frustrating game.

Watching #ScotlandsPoshestTrain on C4 - the Royal Scotsman. It’s so beautiful but the only 2 downsides are the £7000 per person for a 2 night trip & all the Americans: 🥱

Here’s some cool stuff you can do with Bluesky It’s not just an Alf pics repository.

I learned some stuff about Bluesky I did not know by reading this.

Maybe worth passing it on to others so we can all start getting the full benefit of the 🦋.

Beautiful opening dance tonight #Strictly

Was clearing out my photos & found this from my trip to Berlin a few years ago. Disco telephone boxes should be everywhere, they’re brilliant fun. I’d have one in my house 😂#teledisko

I don’t think we can be friends any more 🤣🤣🤣x

Brassic is so brilliantly funny! I love Vinnie too. He’s so likeable. The old farmer guy is hilarious. 😆 x

Aw, sorry to hear your birthday hasn’t been great…celebrate tomorrow to make up for it. Happy Birthday 🥳

a woman stands in front of a robot and says " what is that annoying noise ? " ALT: a woman stands in front of a robot and says " what is that annoying noise ? "

Eurgh, can’t abide the Pet Shop Boys. #strictly

Pleased to be of service 🤣

Thank you! The years have flown by.

This season has been hugely entertaining 🤣

It would melt even the stoniest heart 😍

The colours are incredible.

Next month will be Nancy’s 9th birthday. It feels like only 5 minutes ago she was a tiny wee bundle of fluff. Every moment with her has been an absolute joy (except maybe when she puked on my new carpet) She makes me laugh every day. #spoiledsheepdog #sassysheepdog #velcrodog #allthelove

Roses are red
I used to like Twitter
Then Elon Musk bought it
And made it much shitter

MAFS is so bad it’s good