This is that time of year where Amazon needs more delivery drivers than the population of Earth, so your packages get launched from the side of an unmarked squid game van by someone who has worked there 3 hours
Wow these algorithms are wild. Congrats!
Briefly interrupting your Friday doom and gloom with a dose of joy 🙏🏽
(Share joy, un-share negativity and messages that create polarization)
Turned out he was actually dead and the kid was the only one who could see him.
Plan C: We just put the planes in underground tunnels!
Here come the circular runway people again
oh god
do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
But what about the lil mini-Seattle they created?!
You're definitely not alone with this.
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
A popeye's chicken sandwich and mango sticky rice hit just right after a busy Thursday
impressive!
Chart showing that the cumulative passenger miles traveled without a plane crash by US airlines is 2.3 light years.
Sometimes, the most important news is when something *isn’t* happening:
Since the last plane crash by a US airline, they have transported passengers for more than two *light-years*
Future me will remember I joined this platform because the richest man in the world bought the old version, ruined it, then became BFFs with a old orange man so he could have even more power and cash. Sigh.
Someday I will scroll and scroll to find my very first post on this platform. It should probably be something meaningful and not a dumb post like this one.
