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US set to move to reclassify marijuana as early as Wednesday, Axios reports The United States administration is expected to move to ​reclassify marijuana as soon as Wednesday, Axios reported, ‌citing an official familiar with the matter, sending U.S. stocks of cannabis-related companies higher.

US set to move to reclassify marijuana as early as Wednesday, Axios reports reut.rs/41Q25E4

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Orpon hallitus: Epävarmuuden ajassa tarvitaan luottamusta ja kasvua vahvistavia toimia Pääministeri Petteri Orpon hallitus on sopinut vuosien 2027–2030 julkisen talouden suunnitelmasta. Maailmantalouden ja Suomen julkisen talouden tilanne on haastava. Hallitus on kehysriihessään nostanu...

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1/2 Povailin aamulla, että hallitus lyö hanskat tiskiin taloustavoitteidensa kanssa. Tiedote vahvistaa asian. Hallitus oli tekemässä tiukkaa velkajarrua, muttei sovella sitä itseensä. Valtio on ottamassa hallituskaudella 10 mrd € enemmän velkaa kuin edellisellä, mutta yhteisöveroalesta ei luovuta.

Lukekaa, ihmiset.

Interesting.

So sorry for this but I actually laughed at this, specially I like the shoes.

Finland's Nordea tops profit estimates helped by fees and commissions Finland's Nordea Bank reported first-quarter operating earnings above market ‌expectations on Wednesday, as higher fee and commission income and a reversal of loan losses helped offset effects of lower interest rates.

Finland's Nordea tops profit estimates helped by fees and commissions reut.rs/42kw5bl

Two Pakistani astronauts selected as candidates for China space programme China has ​selected two Pakistani ‌astronauts as candidates for ​its manned ​space programme, state broadcaster ⁠CCTV ​reported on Wednesday.

Two Pakistani astronauts selected as candidates for China space programme reut.rs/4cX4m6K

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Wow, what can you say. Nothing, I'm speechless.

Iranian media published a report about Tehran's approval of a ceasefire, then delete it minutes later.

There are deep divisions inside Iran right now, but the IRGC is running the show and they’re not prepared to concede anything. If anything, they’re doubling down on the current SoH situation.

🇪🇺🇺🇦 Zelensky: Now, in fact, our agreement with the European Union to unlock a support package for Ukraine worth 90 billion euros for two years, as well as a new package of sanctions against Russia for this war, is already being implemented.

Q: Can you explain the computer log in issue? Your lawsuit contends you were not able to log in

PATEL: Survey -- how many of you people believe that's true?

Q: Did you communicate that you thought you were fired?

PATEL: It never happened. You are lying.

Q: The lawsuit says the opposite!

Kash's kayfabe lawsuit His defamation claim makes a mockery of the law.

New in PN: Kash's kayfabe lawsuit

"Patel seems to think he dropped a world of hurt on The Atlantic when all he really did was show that both he and his attorneys seem to have been struggling with hangovers during their first year of law school."

BREAKING: At least three container ships were hit by gunfire in the Strait of Hormuz, maritime security sources ‌and the United Kingdom Maritime Trade Operations said reut.rs/48e4lsp

Lyridien tähdenlentoja voi nähdä harvakseltaan ensi viikolla Lyridien tähdenlentoparven meteoreja näkyy erityisesti ensi viikolla, joskin harvakseltaan. Parvi on aktiivinen 14.–30.4. ja parasta havaintoaika on keskiviikon 22.4 iltayö. Suhteellisen vaatimaton Ly...

Tänään varsinkin ja kyllä muutenkin kannattaa tähyillä.

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Yö rakovalkealla - Lampaantalja ja huopa - Tulukset - Vanha Pohjola YouTube video by Ali Leiniö

Rauhalliset levot, Ali.

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Cocaine pollution alters the movement and space use of Atlantic salmon (Salmo salar) in a large natural lake Brand et al. show that environmentally realistic benzoylecgonine exposure increases movement and dispersal of Atlantic salmon smolts in a natural lake. Exposed fish swam and dispersed farther than con...

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Ikävää toki koska onhan se nyt päivänselvää että alati kasvavat huumehisjäännemäärät eivät ole hyväksi luonnolle eikä sen monimuotoisuudelle.

Tutkimus: Kokaiinia saaneet lohet uivat pidempiä matkoja Tutkijat varoittavat, että vesistöjen lisääntyvät huumemäärät ovat kasvava riski luonnon monimuotoisuudelle.

😯 Nyt kyllä Pitkä-Jussiltakin tippui mämmituokkonen lattialle.

"Kokaiinille altistuneet lohet uivat pidempiä matkoja kuin päihteetöntä elämää viettävät lajitoverinsa, kertoo tutkimus.

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Vähän liian hapokasta.

Keposeen.

An Invention of Collective Nouns   A reckoning of spreadsheets. A distraction of smartphones. A prattle of podcasts. A mispronunciation of scones.   A clique of photographers. A heard of precedents. An enjambment of poets. A grope of presidents.   A pile of haemorrhoids. A bunion of personal trainers. A bout of estimations. A condescension of mansplainers.   A stroke of geniuses. A spot of adolescents. An embarrassment of Richards. A collection correction of pedants. Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’.

🇩🇪 According to the Financial Times, German airline Lufthansa has canceled 20,000 flights in an effort to save fuel, driven by a sharp rise in prices.

Reports also suggest that domestic flights within Germany could be suspended in the near future.