We like to say, “Oh no. My cat loves me.”

“I Have A Crush On My Landlord. Should I Go For It?”

Good lord, NO.

I wore the flannel nightgown that Ginger likes, so she woke me up 3 times during the night for cuddles. Such is life. With cat.

I have to carry a stool with me in some situations. It’s frustrating, but the prospect of my legs saying “nope” and just landing on the sidewalk is worse.

(post from asimovsideburns) Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... Every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat

This. Every time you see a "successful" trans person, know we are just one transphobe away from losing everything. This is one reason why it is important for allies to actually ally when we're not around -- transphobes should know their views aren't acceptable to anyone.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

drawing of a woman in office clothing enjoying a Godzilla themed pinball machine after work, glancing at ufo claw games with Godzilla monster plushies inside.

you're a winner ⭐

You’re an anarchist now? 🤨

LA Noire should've been a Who Framed Roger Rabbit game. Both games are about murders being committed in a grand plot to obtain land to build a freeway and the out of pocket overreactions when you pick dialogue options would make more sense when toons are involved.

A little grey tabb cat strides purposefully across a garden lawn. She carries a large pink flower in her mouth.

i'm sure your cat is alright too, but mine plucks blooms from the camellia and lays them at my feet

I want to know where she bought that blue glitter, it was glorious.

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

I was cringing and wincing. That was torture.

19. Runs in the family.

A photo of a brown and tan tabby cat laying on her back on a blue and white rug. Her soft belly is showing, and her head and forelegs are hidden under the edge of a multicolored winter patterned blanket.

When you roll a 1 on your Hide Skill. 😂

#BadAtStealth
#DnD
#Cats.

Getting grey hairs? You’re not growing old. You’ve earned your stripes.

Toronto, can we just tell Drake to fuck off? Please? Maybe put it to a vote at City Council?

a whole bunch of frogs in a sewer drain

they’re waiting on the signal

I just thought of an old coworker who told me they were considering naming their baby "Malaise", at least until I explained what that word meant.

They definitely still do that on streaming music services. Don’t have to pay Taylor Swift licensing fees if your cover song has the wrong title!! 🤪

Plenty. Backbeat, The Runaways, The Doors, Selena, Amadeus, Coal Miner’s Daughter…

I haven’t seen it yet, but I heard Blue Moon is very good too.

Yeah, uh, if you’re the type of person who uses the “Trump Always Chickens Out” meme, fuck you, I hope you get run over by a steamroller. Taunting a despotic madman because he’s too “chicken” to annihilate Iranians? What the fuck is wrong with you?

“Bishyoujyo Senshi Sailor Moon: Another Story”

Whoever you are, who told you to spell it like that and can I give you a bonk on the head?

It’s REALLY bad

Yeah, it was usually issues like “Sonic and Knuckles” vs “Sonic & Knuckles,” I just found it very funny that the dupe was THAT game.

Why did we have multiple copies of The Lawnmower Man for Sega CD? 🤔

You mean to tell me that John Szczepaniak - the man who harasses developers until they "agree" to be interviewed for his books, brags about how many times he's been taken to court, and is hated by literally everyone he's ever worked with - has a bad take?? Perish the thought!

Oh maybe I have it working?? At least some of it??