Martha went to prison for much lesser crimes...

Does he even know how to use his phone for anything but truth social?

ALLEGEDLY he didn't even sign the EO right away after rambling for an hour and ALLEGEDLY he had to be guided back to his desk in order to sign. I've only seen reports of this from glorified tabloids, since every other news outlet is too busy focusing on the very real problems this will cause.

Strom Thurmond talked for 24 hours about the importance of maintaining segregation.

Cory Booker talked for 24 hours about the importance of not being an asshole, and about the need to get the ball to your playmakers in space.

How any of the people (except for the accidentally added journalist) involved in that chat are still employed by the government is the real April fools joke...

It's been a whole ass week and all of the people on that signal chat except for the journalist added by mistake are still employed by the government. Who needs April fools when this administration is a joke every day?

Don't be like Morgan Wallen
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Honor your commitments

Whoever's responsible for keeping those giant cans of Arizona Iced Tea at 99¢ needs to be in charge of the economy. They've clearly got the US Consumer in mind, and no company is willing to sell that volume of goods at a loss.

DJT's comments about the National Museum of African American History and Culture this week, versus what he said about this museum 8 years ago, make it even more obvious that dementia has made him a shell of who he used to be, and he's definitely being puppeted by people even worse than him.

More of this, America.

Thanks. I just wish creepy men would STOP trying to shout out to me when I'm wearing them while just trying to go about my day. You'd think wearing cans would signal that I want to be left tf alone, but in my experience it hasn't.

Being able to protest or donate money is a privilege too. It implies that you can take time off of work and have extra money on hand to donate. I was able to donate, and did, but as a disabled person who also works full time, I wasn't able to protest this time around. It's great you could tho. ⭐

Good for you? If you voted for Harris I wasn't talking about you. The amount of people online proudly shouting about how they didn't vote for Harris for THIS specific reason was too many. Something like a third of those eligible to vote didn't this time around.

Something I was trying to tell them in the lead up to the election. But they abstained, so we got the guy who will destroy Gaza anyway and also destroy America from the inside while he's at it. Thanks, anti-harris "progressives".

PROGRESSIVES AGAINST KAMALA HARRIS IN 2024: "Don't vote for her!!!! She isn't good for Palestine!!!!"

DONALD TRUMP IN 2025: "We should ethnic cleanse the Palestinians from Gaza so I can build some Mediterranean-view condos."

Does orange foundation mixed with dickcheese really taste that good? Oof

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Look how quiet all the liberals who wouldn't vote for Harris due to her own alleged stance on Gaza are now...

Every liberal who refused to vote for Harris because she allegedly "supports genocide in Gaza" is a fucking dumbass and I blame them too. What we got instead is someone who actually does support it, AND is determined to destroy America as well. Like, thanks.

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Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

They seem like decent guys, but their music is so bland. At least people like their music.

Ladies: can we please stop with the "I'm just a girl" bullshit? Using your gender as an excuse for bad driving and managing your money poorly was never cute, and in an age where men are looking for any excuse to control us, is actually dangerous. Kthx. #justagirl

Just me calling out Bloomberg Business for lazy journalism in their latest piece featuring Chicago.

Excusing grown adults from shitty behavior because of their neurodivergence is ableist. Lot of people are old and high functioning enough to know better, they were just raised without accountability and want to continue on that way.

Today's probably a good day to own noise cancelling headphones...

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