New shirt courtesy of @theyetee.com

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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

have you ever wondered as far as when deciding so long that?

Poor Llama skin, uncooked Llama steaks x2. Baggie of trailer park-grade meth x2.

Love this passage from the current book I'm reading.

Congrats!

Scriv, the Obligator 2 White Black Legendary Creature — Inkling Bird 2/3 Effects: Flying, deathtouch Whenever Scriv enters or attacks, create a white Aura enchantment token next Contract attached to target creature an opponent controls. The token has enchant creature and "Whenever enchanted creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn if it's attacking one of your opponents. Otherwise, its controller loses 2 life."

Big fan of Scriv, tbh

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Exciting! Have some fun for me :)

Where are you going?

spindly legs coming out of a mass of wires

me in the pussy

A man taking a picture in a mirror with a light blue shirt. Hand in pocket.

In an effort to help make life more positive, whats one thing you're looking forward to in the next month?

Im looking forward to hearing about the new FFXIV expansion and my partners bands shows.

Social media break done :3 hows everyone doing?

Yeah, I do be NUTTING Not Understanding The concept of Time Inevitably resulting in me Not arriving anywhere at the correct Given time

GODZILLA by Noriyoshi Ohrai

I play one card face down and end my post

Quest in grass "I hope this email doesn't find you, I hope youve escaped and now are free"

People fucking suck.

Man in bathroom with new jockstrap on.

Can I post my new jockstrap today?

cosmo and wanda:

Im turning 34 attention end of the month. Feeling the completely lost 100%

Jiminy Cricket:

when I was a bitter teenager I was kinda freaked out by animals but it turns out I just needed to cast the darkness out of my heart and they would accept me :)

Yu-gi-oh card Dark Magical Circle, a ring portal with golden runes around it

There's a non-zero chance that someone out there has this tattoo'd around their bootyhole

Man how do you keep rolling with the punches?

lord lmao

it's snowing again in Minneapolis, Minnesota