Corey Provus with the early leader for most cringey moment of the season.

Made a little mistake during the broadcast. 🤣

They think you're stupid.

a young man is making a funny face while talking and saying `` i had no idea '' . ALT: a young man is making a funny face while talking and saying `` i had no idea '' .

I’m filing this baseball tidbit away. I didn’t know that backstory.

This is a really good trivia question that’s going to occupy my brain for a while.

Didn’t CBS own the Yankees for a while? Is it possible they were broadcasting MLB games?

I am really enjoying this trivia question.

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

Nice.

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a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were ! ALT: a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were !

I believe it is Denny Green o’clock for the 2026 Twins. Holy hell, what a way to lose a game.

He had a dream. A dream.

A white wall of fog in Chicago.

This is the view from my brother’s window in Chicago (23rd floor) right now. This is facing a marina on Lake Michigan.

Last month in The Onion:

Byron Buxton becomes the all-time home run leader at Target Field 👏

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Hey, so this is cool. I’ve got a Peace Prize too, you fascist ass.

This is dope.

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#fcsp

Joe Ryan doing an in-game interview on Twins broadcast. He is wearing brownish orange sunglasses. They’re borderline old-lady sunglasses. He is very cool.

Joe Ryan is the coolest man in baseball.

@hiitsmolly 20h the worst part about meeting new people is having to tell your life story like it's a coherent narrative you endorse

Everyone sharing the Iranian LEGO videos

😂 Just me?

Jeopardy! contestant who looks like Pete Rose.

Pete Rose was on Jeopardy! today?

Re: “routine heart attack”: I worked with someone whose dad had several heart attacks. On the third one, he got annoyed waiting for the doctor at the hospital. So he took his own IVs out, got dressed and went home. So, maybe for some people there is a “routine” heart attack? 😮

Shame

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