Definitely interested!

Quit making the men into twinks modders.

If that letter of prayer happened before even a hookup and Bhaal is just over here going "...all this and you're not even getting laid :|"

Orin creeping in the corner sent me

I cannot draw, so it is often the only thing I can doooo <3

2/2 "Look at how much more you slept when we went somewhere else."
"Not relevant. Mine suffices."
"When did you use it last?"
"...When did you visit last?"
"ENVER."

Concept: Durge hates #gortash 's bed. It's too small. Gort considers it enough; it's just for sleeping. Which he doesn't do a lot of and he's more likely to doze off at his desk. 1/2

Me revealing myself to the old church biddies in Bible study class that I am indeed a filthy pagan heretic: "Did that guy just call Jesus a slut"

Gortash, probably: No one that is just 'settling' has nectar privileges, thank you.

"Also he's pretty sure Bane hates it so he thinks it's funny"
"...Did he say that?"
"Not those exact words but pretty sure there's only so many reasons a skull effigy won't stop snickering."

#discord I think if an account is linked to a FB account that has existed since the platform was only available to college students, that nullifies any further need for age verification. Just saying.

Doing a #gortash as Tav run whenever the group stumbles across backstory for the other Chosens: "Everything I know about you I have learned against my will and I hate it." and also "This is just further confirming that parents suck and not becoming one was a good decision actually."

He angy. #datv #datvrook #emmrichvolkarin

Can't shake the idea of him finding one of those papers toward the end of the game. Something that slipped under a bookcase and was forgotten.

baited

#dragonage #datv #emmrichvolkarin

#gortash never dealt with #durge being overtaken by the urge but he was absolutely prepared to deal with it if need be. So just sit with the mental image of him reading to himself as a hogtied bhaalspawn rages at him. Every roar and hiss returned like he's talking to a yowling cat. "Yes, I know."

Absolutely love this style

Given he grew up with devils, willing to bet he is WAY more careful with contracts and wording! There might be collab-ing, but his stuff is always gonna be in writing. And as far as he is concerned, propagandist goes LOWER than him on the ladder and they'd be after each other's throats before long.

2/2 nobody knows how he even GOT THERE or really what to do with him besides let him work and wait for somebody at a higher pay grade to figure it out. He likely would have developed at VoxTech tho.

I thought around an AU once that was basically "what if there was a clerical mistake and the Flymms accidentally sold their son to the wrong Hell?" and it was Gortash growing up with a much more scary grasp of advanced technology and being relatively avoided in Hell because he's not a sinner and 1/2

Okay I am of the belief that Gortash is too paranoid not to do this as quietly as possible but the idea of the entire operation being utterly bull-in-china-shop and still succeeding is also hilarious.

Writing #gortash as a dominant bottom: The man doesn't skimp on his job but he also knows when to delegate. Just because he'll step on you and give directions doesn't mean he's volunteering to do all the work. You (with few, singular exceptions) can't get on his level, prove you deserve to be here.

"oh noooo your new BF died? just like that? for no reason? How terrible and unpredictable! Did you get the stone yet"
win or lose it is never acknowledged, just him being momentarily passive-aggressive then returning to business as usual. 2/2

A simple mod for #durgetash fans, a proposal: Somebody just add a mod for Durge Players that triggers a fight with some seemingly random attackers if you interact too much with the companion you're romancing in front of #gortash at Wyrm's Rock. 1/2

Imagine #durge starting as the sorcerer chosen of bhaal and then they get amnesia and come back with levels in Paladin for a completely separate god. Other god: "you weren't using this so free real estate." #bg3

I imagine he gave her one himself. But it's only for one person and she wouldn't leave without her sister. So it was just to torment her

4/4 (and we know he did), Gortash was able to leave. He argued his way out. (combine the two even, because even if Raphael has to let him go that doesn't mean a free ride back to Faerun.)

3/? is that Gortash legally changed his name (his surname was originally Flymm) and convinced Raphael it was purely out of disconnecting from his birth family and was likely seeds long sewn, a known enmity. The name on the contract is Flymm so as soon as Raph acknowledged Gortash as his name

2/? Raph was gonna keep that to himself and basically trick Gortash into entering another before he turned 18. He just took off before that could happen. I have multiple thoughts on how this occurred. One is that Hope had a way out she wouldn't take without her sister and slipped it to him. Another

I maintain the idea that #gortash escaped the House of Hope, but the how's are always interesting. I think unknown to him, Raphael's contract only lasted as long as he was technically the "property" of his parents. Their claim to him had an expiration date and so would his, but 1/?