You can't make a joke like that anymore, most people online are pedantic and not funny at all.

$15 and $21 for 13 Sentinels and Unicorn Overlord on the Switch! A steal for these absolute gems from Vanillaware!

I want weirder tactics games with larger women wielding bigger shields made by people who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding.

Against my better judgment, Wake Up Honey, It's Tuesday RETURNS this evening at 8pm CT.

twitch.tv/vgbees

<3

Not a setting but @jamezila.bsky.social's Salt and Sanctuary has a loading screen showing you the auto-save icon and warning you "Do not turn off your whole entire computer when you see this icon."

a screenshot from Pokémon Pokopia showing Meowth in a dimly lit house with some walls missing, talking to a humanoid Ditto and saying “Hey, CrabGPT, I just wanna say… thanks for all the stuff you do to make every day so much fun!”

A month out from launch and Pokopia remains delightful to check in on each day and work on improving the towns for my little guys and and seeing if l've attracted any new Pokémon.

Nintendo really should let Omega Force lead the next Animal Crossing game because that team is simply crushing it.

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

Pokémon Pokopia (2026)

noam chomsky's ghost recon

our parents would ask us if we were excited

girl: you like jalapeño?
me: yeah i like jalapeño. i like getting jalapeño church on easter sunday.

a screenshot from Google of the cast list for The Fantastic Four: First Steps, with pictures of Vanessa Kirby (Sue Storm), Joseph Quinn (Human Torch), Pedro Pascal (Reed Richards), Julia Garner (Silver Surfer), Natasha Lyonne (Jack Kirby), and Ralph Ineson (Galactus)

a picture of comic book artist Jack Kirby

I googled the new Fantastic Four movie and Google thinks Natasha Lyonne portrayed legendary comic book artist Jack Kirby in the movie. Good job, Google.

rarefied beans

Watched Hereditary. Hell of a flick. Glad I didn't know anything about it going in.

a screenshot of a youtube thumbnail image of a frail boy dressed in a suit that is too big for him holding a paper bag from taco bell. the boy looks disappointed. underneath the picture is the title of the video, which is called "I Hate This"

take two seconds

Man I’d love to experience Elden Ring again for the first time.

Hearing a Walking Mausoleum stomping around and then finally seeing it would have been absolutely breathtaking if it wasn't already shown in all the trailers!

I wish I could experience Elden Ring for the first time without having seen any of the trailers or heard anything about it.

Imagine thinking you're getting a Dark Souls and then you get out of the tutorial area and it's Breath of the Wild and some lady offers you a Honda for free.

i followed @crtpixel.bsky.social 3 days ago for pictures of console butts and i didn't find out until the next day that it was an april fools joke 😔

Meanwhile in Japan

what did you tell them?

what is that

concerning

overnight another couple of wonderful folks donated a combined $40 bringing me to NZ$730 of $999 — just $269 to go!!! 😭

thanks SO MUCH to everyone who has donated or reposted so far!! if you haven't yet, plz consider chipping in a dollar or two! if you can't donate, maybe give me a reskeet instead?

Slackware is a linux distribution that was popular back in the 90s and 00s and they had this page of banner images that they called propaganda that you could put on your website or wherever so everyone would know you were a cool kid who used Slackware. (I was a cool kid who used Slackware)

lmao desktop linux propaganda
www.slackware.com/~msimons/sla...

It is wild how much faster Crimson Desert hit Dragon's Dogma II's sales figures, like I don't care about it from a financial perspective but tons of people really just want a big huge playpen with a game engine that's silly putty.

Following cops in GTAV Enhanced YouTube video by Disco

Can confirm, just a couple days ago I spent like 20 minutes following a cop car around Vinewood in GTAV while the cops picked random drivers to chase down and execute.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t41C...

People really don't imagine how many of their favorite games are commercial failures.
Making a good game may help with sales, but it's not the main factor. And both players and devs need to realize that.