Sorry, wtf? “Paint it, Black” since when? It’s always been “Painted Black” for me. Am… did CERN do something? I’m pretty sure I’m just insane, but since high school it’s been written “Painted Black” & I am so confused now.
An underwater photo of a hand reaching for what appears to be a large coin. The coin appears to be a lure, attached to the body of a large freshwater mussel.
A photo taken right after the previous one. The coin lure on the mussel has split in two, releasing a cloudy explosion in the hand's direction. The hand appears to be reeling back, now surrounded by a swarm of microscopic mussels.
If you see an old coin under the water, be aware of the Counterfeit Mussel (Lampsilis denarius) before reaching for it.
This freshwater mussel filters metal from the river to create a convincing coin-shaped lure. When a hand approaches, it releases thousands of its parasitic larvae in its direction.
The last one is morbid, but technically it’s in my mum’s criteria… “you have to live there when I die.” Which she then implies is sooner than I think (don’t like that). I can move easier from a house in a mainland state to another. So… if I hate the house she ultimately chooses, I’ll just move. LOL
My criteria for house “dream shopping” is: my mother’s criteria (it would be her house) first. Then, is the street name stupid? Does it list a floor plan? Are we gonna have to repaint the whole fucking inside cause someone painted it pea green? If my mum dies, will I like living there alone?
nasa is going to have Rise plushes for us omg thank you 🥲🥲
Mandrake's Steam page, showing a banner for London Games Festival.
It starts! @londongamesfest.bsky.social's Steam showcase is up, come and have a browse.
Manmoth
Been drinking that depresso espresso
WOW!
“I haven’t been real in months….”
I’m so fuckin salty, someone’s made a scam email account.
I Do NOT have a waitlist (my books are open indefinitely, times are slow so I’m happy to hear from anyone!)
I only ever ask for 100$ deposits, never more or less.
Natalie.Tattoos1 is a SCAM email
So sorry for any confusion
Screenshot of a messaging app. I send a picture showing teeth growing from a hand, and write "cantt use phone.i think i caught somrethhing fromthe patiemt the.otherday". The recipient replies "Oh my God"
This April Fools, instead of tricking you I've made my target a single person.
Let me tell you the story of how I not only wasted a scammer's time for days, but scared him really bad by making him live through a bespoke body horror story (🧵)
SHE NEVER USED IT, SO NOW IT'S YOUR TURN 🐀 🐀 🐀
To celebrate April 1st, we're officially releasing* Vex's Cloak of the Scuttling rat in kigurumi form!
Wrap yourself in designer were-rat fur that temporarily transforms you into a rampaging rodent!
*as soon as we get our portal to Exandria working
Gorgeous!!!
Mine cause that while I have the migraine. The triptan makes it fee like there are bugs under my skin & then three days of muscle noodles & coordination out the door.
Sorry you get them too, migraines fucking suck.
I may need to ask about this. My current triptan sucks.
I really like this.
I kept reading this as “champagne bitch” since it came out. 🫢
I love the teef. You did another one with just teef & I still have it on my phone because it was my wallpaper for ages.
We’re watching the old show “Banshee” & listen… it’s not helping my crush on Antony Starr. #AntonyStarr remains in my top five & hasn’t budged in like… over a decade. The whole “he looks like a wolf” thing hasn’t helped… nor has the Homelander look (not the character… even I have limits).
Monster paws comin’ up
Does anyone wanna give me 1200$ for a tattoo? It’s with a semi-famous tattoo artist that has a three year waitlist.
Feeling the same. But I haven’t run into the “tattoos are ick” crowd yet.
I’m beginning to understand why old people dislike a lot of shit.
No, I shall not be elaborating.
Scientific press release. On a confetti-covered stage, a man holds a trilobite in his hand, with a tank full of trilobites standing behind him on a podium. A presentation in the back says: TRILOBITES ARE BACK! -Their extinction was a cosmic mistake that we intend to correct. -We have released 5 million trilobites into oceans worldwide in parallel with this announcement.
LET'S GOOO!!!
Scientists just announced that they brought Trilobites back!
After aeons of slumber, it's time to give them back the world they rightfully deserve :) That's why they're releasing a few million out into the wild!
Want to check out the first installment of my new comic The Battalion? It's a free post on Patreon.
www.patreon.com/posts/154004...
A picture of a bedroom in the morning. A large mass of vines has entered through the open window and covers most of the bed and wall. On the bed, the plant betrays the shape of a person beneath, choked in their sleep as they lied in a fetal position. Small, purple flowers bloom around them.
Pueraria suffocata, known as smotherwort, is the fastest-growing species of plant. This vine of the kudzu family can, under ideal conditions, spread 10 meters per day.
People living in areas where this species is invasive are advised to close their windows at night to avoid accidental asphyxiation.
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