Let’s hope this turns out as well as all of Daniel Hannan’s other predictions.

The late, great Ted Cowan at Glasgow Uni. His booming voice bursting out from his big, bushy ginger beard brought Scottish History to life. And he would always buy the first round at the Uisge Beatha on Woodlands Road after our Scottish emigration seminars. A wonderful man and teacher.

Walkers (should still be Smiths) Cheese and Onion Squares

You’re an inspiration to us all who walk the same fine line between dedicated exercise routines and the occasional bevvy.

The cider press was the main influence on that game.

Aye. Paisley Maternity Hospital and St Mirren.