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Posts by Brian Schirmer

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated

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Verrrrrry cool.

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The teaser poster for Coyote vs ACME features an enormous wrecking ball, emblazoned with the movie title, chasing Wild E. Coyote across a desert horizon.

The teaser poster for Coyote vs ACME features an enormous wrecking ball, emblazoned with the movie title, chasing Wild E. Coyote across a desert horizon.

Thanks to our terrific clients at Ketchup Entertainment for letting me and my team at Art Machine join the fight against ACME.

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When my phone transcripts a message from my dentist, it reveals reality…

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Oooh. I got one!

Gene Roddenberry’s SPECTRE. A pilot that didn’t beget a series. Occult Sherlock and Watson. 😎

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Watched this live in the BUR airport lounge, and the wife swore we’d riot if he hit the goose.

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Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

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If you are in the New York City area of this planet, please come to Midtown Comics Grand Central THIS Wednesday to pick up your copy of STAR WARS: ECHOES OF THE EMPIRE #1 and get it signed by the writer (me)!

The saga is so epic, it drew (ahem) TWO amazing artists — Jethro Morales & Roi Mercado…1/2

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Outstanding to see you two guys together. Congrats!

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THE PATRON Isn’t Simply Another Murder Mystery [Exclusive] THE PATRON, a new comic book series from Ignition Press, presents a twist-filled tale of murder inspired by Italian and Korean horror.

NEW BOOK ANNOUNCEMENT !

THE PATRON - written by me, art from @johnjpearson.bsky.social

About an art dealer who kills his artists to increase the value of their work.

@fangoria.bsky.social has the scoop!

www.fangoria.com/the-patron-c...

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In 2023, Governor JB Pritzker was joined by Lieutenant Governor Juliana Stratton, Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias, advocates, and lawmakers at the Harold Washington Library to sign legislation outlawing book bans in Illinois.

In 2023, Governor JB Pritzker was joined by Lieutenant Governor Juliana Stratton, Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias, advocates, and lawmakers at the Harold Washington Library to sign legislation outlawing book bans in Illinois.

Illinois made history as the first state to outlaw book bans once and for all.

Marginalizing people, ideas, or facts has no place in our state — and they have no place in a democracy.

This National Library Week, we continue our commitment to free thought and free speech.

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We're back! FOC is Monday!

More deranged Heavy-Metal-esque madness from @mercuryeric.bsky.social @mikeshenderson.bsky.social @nolanwoodard.bsky.social @airy.bsky.social @frost.house.gov and myself! From @imagecomics.com !

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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

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Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

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Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage.
A woman answers the door.
We have come for the child, says the hooded figure
So soon? she asks
It is time, says the hooded figure.
The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card!
What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure
We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! 
For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness
Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman,
the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them.
Do not cry mother. 
I am a writer now.

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

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@denizcamp.bsky.social Hey! Been a minute. Dani and I are gonna be in town in a couple weeks. Hit me with a DM if you want to see about meeting up.

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Whoa! Burying the lede. Congratulations!!

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Happy Birthday Special Agent Dale Cooper! #twinpeaks

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Sorry, time out:
Is Hamilton actually Amadeus with American politics?

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“he has also struggled to name a favorite passage”

I bet it’s not the Strait of Hormuz.

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#supermanday by Ivan ries. Joe Prado and Alex Sinclair

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Archive link: archive.is/J8Tmw

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What's crazy is he was supposed to be looking at a CG character right in front of him. In the original footage they even gave him an eyeline reference and he STILL couldn't do it!

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I don’t say this lightly, but the corruption and legal malfeasance committed by this “court” is astounding. They need to be held to account for enabling the constitutional crises we find ourselves in.

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"High-speed rail in the US is unrealistic"

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USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D.

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There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.

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