Alex Jones tweeting about losing Infowars: @elonmusk please help

Papa! Papa!

hasan makes an obvious joke and has generally good politics and the media is like we need to drown him to prove he's not a witch. meanwhile tucker carlson goes live and talks about how demons are real and one tried to eat him in his sleep once and the media is like he seems trustworthy

tax fraud

WhyBskyTeam: welp, got my dick stuck in the toaster again fml this always happens to me

<a few posts later>

WhyBskyTeam: WELL WELL WELL looks like the kinkshamers have arrived. people acting like they've never wanted to fuck their toaster before, that's cute. you dipshits just don't get it.

Why the Wizard

When you slopcode the forum so bad it shits the bed, but you're fuckin' the boss so it's cool:

he looks exactly like i expected him to

context

that's like the equivalent of a month in internet discourse time, i think?

being on semi-hiatus means that i find out 5 days after everyone else does that this aged very well.

lol that is incredible.

ahahahahaha serves that piece of shit right. i hope he does the honorable thing.

oh shit, what happened?

"we didn't push him left last time like we said we would, but we swear, we'll push him left this time!"

My plan is to vote for him unreservedly and then FIGHT LIKE HELL once he is in office to get him to change his mind.

This is my design. This is my process.

silly con valley? i don't need a convention OR a valley to get silly with it

John Brown's body lies a votin' in the grave
John Brown's body lies a votin' in the grave
John Brown's body lies a votin' in the grave
But his soul goes vo-ting on....

average John Brown pfp:

well they tried pivoting right already and that strategy completely failed. maybe they should try another strategy?

after all, Democratic politicians are more than capable of changing for the better so that people can reconsider!

i remember a while back someone else made the point i just made and some dumbass lib replies "erm, don't you know that you have to keep voting in subsequent elections"

these people are real champions at not understanding things

so funny how in 2020 their line was "you have to vote blue to protect democracy otherwise we'll get fascism!" then after Biden won they did absolutely nothing to protect democracy, and the fascists only got more bold.

so naturally in '24, dems ran that same line again, we all know how that went!

absolutely

good lord, i remember that!

genuinely the worst Democratic campaign of my lifetime, holy shit it was bad

Biden and Garland probably shouldn't have drug their feet on holding Trump accountable then

we on the left really are going to have to get meaner

they’re gonna run a bunch of candidates who make vague noises about how badly we need ‘change’ that isn’t actually change and all the people who yearn above all else for a return to norms and decorum will be so relieved to vote for them

a billion dollars and she wastes it on some orb in Vegas

they gotta have their "strong republican party" apparently

i'm being told that she "warned" us or something like that

"oh but Ernest, the hecking protest voters who made ME feel uncomfy LET Trump become president ag-"

no, the only people who let Trump become president again were Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

hey, maybe you should get mad at campus protesters some more, instead of, you know, admitting that they were right about everything. that'll do the trick!