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me for like the entire final quarter hour of this
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screenshot from wikipedia: “Nemesis. Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn”?????
oh boy, a made for tv Miss Marple episode with explicit lesbian themes! i wonder who directed it, probably someone normal
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BONUS EPISODE - WHO SHOT MR BURNS?
This week, we bust a 30 year old case wide open again as we take on the classic Simpsons two-parter “Who Shot Mr Burns?”
Available now on patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/155637...
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dress for the job you want (guest appearance on our upcoming nancy drew episode 👀)
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This podcast has been nothing but bangers so far. I'm actively looking forward to the end of my shift, when I"ll have to do dishes for two hours straight, because I know I'll be able to put my headphones on and listen to this.
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I couldn't possibly listen to this bonus episode by myself...
Can you? 🤔
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BONUS EPISODE - WHO SHOT MR BURNS?
This week, we bust a 30 year old case wide open again as we take on the classic Simpsons two-parter “Who Shot Mr Burns?”
Available now on patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/155637...
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this is how to dress for the female gaze, you must be cosymaxxing at all times, undressing you should be like a matryoshka doll made of cardigans
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front cover of the fictitious millennium magazine from Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011), with daniel craig smoking a cigarette and his hands loosely bound by chains, looking good as hell
Editor: You get those photos of recently disgraced journalist mikael blomkvist?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
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A poster for the Andrew Dominik movie Killing Them Softly that has been badly edited on my phone using text boxes so it says Dirking Them Gently
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okay but was it on ice though? 👀
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these days he’d be juul maigret because he’d be fucking vaping
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i realize i could never write a murder mystery because i never give a shit about the actual mysteries, i just wanna know when the detectives are gonna bone each other
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analogue or dirkgental?
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while my guitar gently dirks
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straight up “dirking it”. and by “it”, haha. well. let’s justr say. My gently
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straight up “dirking it”. and by “it”, haha. well. let’s justr say. My gently
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dirking gents or gently dirking?
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dirking gents or gently dirking?
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while my guitar gently dirks
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do not dirk gently into that good night
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she dirk… she gently… she dirk on my holistic til i djent
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The hatman
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c’est un sacré grand bol, michael
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