One cannot capture
The subtle points of haiku
In bloody English

(anyway)

There goes my "It's Big Bird!" joke...
Although you could argue yours is more Sick Bird.

We don't get any of the $5 million reward, because we made the information public and didn't provide it to law enforcement privately, which you could argue forced Dubai's hand.

On that note, you can donate to Bellingcat here:
www.bellingcat.com/donate/

For World Press Freedom Day, the Kyiv Independent store is launching a charitable merch collection, “No News is Bad News.”

KOZAK SYSTEM - Українське сонце (official video) YouTube video by kozaksystem

A good day to remember that Dudaev predicted that the Russian empire will end when the Ukrainian sun rises.

youtu.be/4h6tXdxrSik?...

On this day 30 years ago, Chechen rebel leader Dzhokhar Dudayev was killed in a targeted strike as Moscow fought separatists in the North Caucasus republic.

Shortly before his death, he told The Moscow Times he believed Boris Yeltsin ordered his killing.
www.themoscowtimes.com/archive/the-...

We don't know which Cabinet secretary will be forced to resign next, but we know it'll be either Brooke Rollins or Linda McMahon because they're the last two women left.

That's theory?

Proof if ever there was that he really is a fed.

My Popular with Friends tab is 100% The Onion buys Infowars posts.

O no... I just realised.

The Onion is getting rid of all its competition.

This is particularly funny because InfoWars wrote about me this weekend

While I would normally claim not to have an ounce of belief in anything supernatural - on this occasion I'm sure an excorcism wouldn't hurt.

Also, a regular deep clean.

I certainly have no 'Memory' of previous occasions in which actions like this turned out to be a bad idea.

What if he’s three cannibalistic jellyfish in a trenchcoat?

I noticed on a recent commute that some of our fellow drivers appear to have taken revenge on your behalf. There were lots of dead critters by the side of the road.

New Footage Shows Wanted Kinahan Cartel Kingpins Post-Sanctions - bellingcat Daniel and Christy Kinahan have been photographed in Dubai, marking the most recent sighting of the wanted crime bosses since the US levied sanctions against the cartel.

Breaking: Kinahan cartel leader Daniel Kinahan has been arrested in Dubai. It follows a Bellingcat investigation last month that traced him to an MMA event in Dubai - providing the first proof that the cartel's leadership was still in hiding in the UAE. www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

Don't wish them death, wish them tiny stones in their shoes.

Simple, direct graphic proclaims "Support These Data Centers: Schools, Libraries, Bookstores.

Ich did not make thys, but Ich wisshe Ich did. Repost yf you are a proud member of the Gen AI Backlash.

Russia slams Ukrainian cities in mass missile attack overnight — at least 16 dead, 98 injured Russian missiles destroyed homes, burned buildings, and killed civilians in Ukraine's major cities in a mass overnight strike on April 16, with residential neighborhoods in Kyiv, Dnipro, and Odesa bea...

They do not stop.
kyivindependent.com/explosions-h...

Musk’s Grok AI chatbot is still making sexual deepfakes, despite X’s promise to stop it An NBC News review found dozens of AI-generated sexualized images of real women posted to X over the past month.

It's no surprise that you can still make sexualized images of real people using Grok.

I don't think Elon ever intended to prevent that, but rather he knew that it would generate him money.

www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

Yesterday-me bought sushi. Thank you Yesterday-me.

The kind that say he’s in perfect physical ans mental health. I see no contradiction.

The candidate that *both Russia and America wanted to win*, lost.

Send J.D. Vance to Moscow now!

I like the way it's trending. Don't know what you're complaining about...

So there's still a chance he'll come to the EU? We need to make it harder!

Orthodox churches have the best bling. Shame they have to hide all this from the government... 🤔