just watched dune part 2 and i salute villeneuve's brave decision to explicitly state that paul is saddam hussein

my haters and fans alike would benefit from visiting "Starbucks" and grabbing a beverage of their choice while maintaining a sexual demeanor. good for the soul...

hey man pull up to the function, we're all getting discombobulated over here

every time i pitch something to a TV network they only let me go as far as "A racially ambiguous Jamaican-" before they interrupt. tells you enough about cancel culture and cultural marxism

"and in the corner of your vision, just past the point of absolutely certainty, is my favorite gangstalker. what's up steve?" (out of the corner of your hearing, just past the point of certainty) "what's up man?"

what's up dude? sorry for the blunt force trauma

hey man can you tell everything that will ever be known real quick?

(seeing a white guy burning a cross) aw he must be cold

this website reminds me of my damn ex-wife.... so tender and loving...