Antistatic straps are for cowards. If you are fearless and pure of heart the electricity can tell and it will leave you and your PC unharmed

i know this girl. she’s so cute that i just have to trepan her skull

feeling a little funky today

im gonna make my own startup. with blackjack. and hookers.

we should release a new world map where the US is really small

NEED

low resolution of a field of bright green grass with several rabbits sitting around, captioned "This world is inhabited by creatures known as Bunnies"

this is exactly what living in a small town in massachusetts felt like

please help my friend raise some money!!

@pancakesyndrome.bsky.social

gentle distress, distressing
gentleness

I think the people trying to make realistically-textured lab meat are kinda barking up the wrong tree. People’s palates are already accustomed to a thousand forms of homogenized meat. Focus on replicating SPAM and chicken nuggies before jumping to steak

all true

neighborhood cat came back to say hi

neatly-cut grass, where
yesterday, stood cornflowers;
crushing sense of loss

T Slur at the Stork mentioned

what they don't tell you about living in new england is that the ocean never gave her up. it is a place haunted by the ghosts of every being that ever died here. you can feel them, dying. being consumed. we have had this dream too. but it is a dream. you can wake up. with an iced regular from dunkin

a girl in a room with the name cole on the bottom ALT: a girl in a room with the name cole on the bottom

this is a great one lol

Also, that you can anonymously pay for a VPN, using monero, without giving away any other identifying information, should be all of the evidence you need to know that cryptocurrency has genuine utility.

It isn't the same utility promised by grifters, but it is real utility, of growing importance.

been using mullvad for years, great service

Mullvad VPN - Free the internet Free the internet from mass surveillance and censorship. Fight for privacy with Mullvad VPN and Mullvad Browser.

Anyway, if you want to bypass age verification, go sign up for mullvad.

They even take monero, if you want some low stakes practice at using a truly anonymous and censorship resistant payment method.

There's not a lot of software I unambiguously recommend, but this is one of them:

mullvad.net/en

I love the thought of a poorly implemented porn ban just pushing millions of people toward using VPNs, and inadvertently hamstringing surveillance tech more generally

Certificate of incorporation

corporations have more rights than trans people, so I incorporated as a delaware c corp (this is real, I just got approved)

so fucking rad

Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror while brushing my teeth, and I glow like a three letter agency now

24 hours of healing before and after repacking!

It's looking really good other than some powder loss on the middle finger that I'll probably need to touch up after a week or two of healing

(CW blood)

btw as an invasive species starlings are exempt from the migratory bird act so you can just grab one and put data on it that’s free real estate baby

my Athena, my Seraphima, my Empress Apparatus

mea Regina
pallas Athena
like Sappho and Erinna,
Ulysses and Athena