Trump got shot *at* but the thing that made his ear bleed was a piece of teleprompter glass. He never admitted this in part because he still sometimes claims never to use a teleprompter.

My first autograph - him and Ray Knight

He do that line on the Daily Show and Jon Stewart was like “huh, no, never heard that one…”

Who…you gonna…um, call?

I’d be happy if people on calls in public just weren’t on speaker…

Hey the people who were shot and killed didn’t have to hear 80,000 people sing along to how hard you lost.

I still saw a fair amount of it (“that laugh, ugh”, etc) but that could be anecdotal.

The number of people who said in 3 straight elections “I don’t mind a woman, just not THAT woman…” lends a lot of credibility to that skepticism.

Bah gawd, that’s @jasonkirk.fyi ‘s music

(I think, maybe…I dunno)

Ha! Just thinking that having stuff at a place called Target Field might be a little on the nose.

For the record I said Chicago/Portland before Minneapolis happened. Obviously it’s the correct answer for justice reasons, but we might need to keep it in Chicago for sheer numbers. Show trials for major players at Soldier Field, rank and file at United Center, Wrigley, etc…

Damn all I get are some dude from Dallas’ Sam’s Club receipts. He started buying diapers last year I almost sent him a congrats email.

Everyone who lives near the stadium just took to the Evanston subreddit to write 5000 words about how it’s not that they don’t think mascots would be good mayors, it’s just that the zoning law as written doesn’t allow for it.

Our office got the infamous “Kournikova” virus email. It promised nudes in an attachment, then everyone who clicked had the email sent to their whole contact list and the whole company. Who clicked?

CEO ✅

Every sales manager ✅

Most younger dudes 🚫

Every woman in our dept. ✅

I mean, other than going to fkin’ Kalshi like “will AI bubble pop (Y/N)” I’d think shorting Nvidia is the move (not investing advice)

Molly, a black and white tuxedo cat, sleeping soundly on a quilt

Molly is, despite appearances, happy to see you back.

As an adult it was Hilton Head to Chicago in one day (about 16 hours).

As a kid in the early ‘80s, we drove from Cincy to DC - in a 1930 Model A Ford.

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When you posted this I had no idea what this meant. As usual, I am very haply to have gotten up to speed…

Walked through a Dr.’s office waiting room yesterday and ALL SIX people sitting there were either on speakerphone or watching a video with full sound. Madness

Sure, when dropped onto an enemy who’s casually walking down the street, not only does it start playing a ragtime tune, it breaks into exactly three equal pieces.

I used to work for Stats Inc in the early 00s. Could I contain my chuckling when I called for an update and they answered with “Iona college?” Did I occasionally want to reply “I own a car?”

Montana’s team just a bunch of guys from SoCal whose moms grew up in Billings…

Throw in a Paul brother and I’m in for $50

I’m finding one of those 14% barrel aged deals and mainlining it until I black out.

You’ve been saving those haven’t you

You’ve been saving those haven’t you

That’s your manifesto

Glad you didn’t out the author of this hamfisted nonsense. But it continues to amaze me all the new flavors of unreasonable we can find here.

I’m older than the official bluesky 37 so for me it’s still Phantom Menace