As a matter of fact, that is the conversation we are having right now.

Coffee at Bob’s Big Boy with David Lynch. At least, I feel like he’s here.

A newly-decorated living room, featuring an LED neon over the hearth that reads “Now, here’s a little story I’ve got to tell…”, a decorated Christmas tree, and a sectional couch. If you saw the living room from a year ago, you’d doubt it’s the same house.

Tomorrow will be the first real action this dining room has seen in over a decade.

After months of renovations on the house, two GotJunk? truckloads, a massive storage unit, and some well-placed buys and sale finds… I’m hosting Thanksgiving at my house tomorrow. I’m actually looking forward to this holiday season more than I have in decades.

This may be the best photo op pic I’ve ever been a part of.

It’s baffling to me, how offended NFL “fans” are by seeing Taylor Swift on broadcasts. Are they pissed off when the team’s ownership is shown after a pivotal play? What about ANY other wife / girlfriend?

Don’t you feel foolish, having your identity threatened by a pop star?

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson takes the mic during his halftime induction to the Cowboys Ring Of Honor, surrounded by fellow Hall Of Fame players Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin and Emmitt Smith. Johnson is screaming into a wireless mic. It looks like he’s belting out a verse.

What song is this Fab Four singing at karaoke night?

Texas Supreme Court temporarily halts ruling allowing woman to have emergency abortion Kate Cox, a mother of two, said she found out last week that her unborn child suffered from what doctors say is a fatal disorder.

Plainly: Texas has fetishized abortion to the point where women’s live no longer matter. At all. www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-a...

I’m also a 3 July bambino, and it ABSOLUTELY bodes well for your nefarious schemes.

Norman Lear, TV Legend, Dies at 101 Norman Lear, who revolutionized American comedy with popular early-‘70s sitcoms “All in the Family” and “Sanford and Son,” has died. He was 101.

All in the Family. Maude. Sanford and Son. One Day at a Time. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. The Jeffersons. Good Times. Diff’rent Strokes.

Most creatives would be ecstatic to have ONE hit show like these on their CV. Norman Lear helmed *all* of these.

Goodnight, Norman.
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“… waited all your life?”
“You wish.”

For a nanosecond, Fourteen was trolling for a companion. And she slammed that door HARD.

#DoctorWho #StarBeast #DoctorWho60th

I’ve been REALLY enjoying the WANDERERS audiobooks by @chuckwendig.bsky.social, but I had no idea how to spell the central location of Ouray, CO … until I saw an a tourism ad for the town at a central Texas gas pump today. I immediately asked if Black Swan was present. My pump shut down. 👀

Hey I have a question: yo what the fuck?

Why would you do this before implementing a way for people to protect themselves from eyes they don't want on their shit?

There’s analysis during presidential debates on how much time is spent on individual topics. I’d be really curious to see if a similar analysis of the time Joe Davis and John Smoltz talked about the Diamondbacks in between plays, compared to the Rangers. Seriously.

feel so sorry for whoever has to be the audio engineer for Chris Russo on MLB Network’s High Heat.

So.

Much.

Shouting.

Pacific Southwest Airlines Flight 1771 - Wikipedia

And now I’m finding out it’s not the only time this has happened. JEBUS. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific...

Alaska Airlines pilot faces 83 attempted murder charges for trying to cut engines midflight An Alaska spokesperson said there were 80 passengers and 4 crew members aboard the flight.

This may be the scariest thing I’ve read all month. Imagine being on this flight, and your pilot or other crew person decides to send everyone to a fiery hell. www.axios.com/2023/10/23/a...

As Jimmy Dugan, Tom Hanks is really stressed out about tonight’s opener between the Rangers and Astros.

I have not cared this little about the NFL as I do this year. Finally has released its grip on my sports psyche.

Meanwhile: CAN THE DAMNED ALCS GM 1 START ALREADY PLEASE

Scrooge, but wearing a hockey mask cos it's friday the 13th.

"You boy, what day is this??"

Globe Life Field on Game Three of the American League Divisional Series. Since there’s no hashtags, I’ll say LET’S GO RANGERS here.

Playoff baseball, y’all. Let’s do the thing.

Make all of the Marie Kondo jokes you want, but I will not live like this. My father and his wife just stopped caring.

I’m tasked with going through a five-bedroom house and trashing the hoarded stuff filling every cabinet, closet, nook… I will be at this for months. The food is gone, at least.

46 trash bags and one filled garbage bin, on the curb at my house. I’ve been told that “pickers” like to come by overnight to scavenge schtuff - when they hit the food that’s been expired for a decade, they’ll not be pleased.

I haven’t lived in a suburban neighborhood since I was a teenager, and never realized the pure joy of Bulk Trash Pickup until now. I was certain I was going to have to whittle this mountain down one filled bin a week.

Shawn Fain's comments on this is are good as hell.

imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a phone call from the military saying that you have 15 minutes to leave your home A Bomb Will Destroy It And Everything You Own you will be arrested if you don't clean up afterwards

A large curio shelf, piled high with … stuff. Costume jewelry, junk mail, candles, receipts, readers, tchotchkes. I don’t know why this shelf is a priority for me - likely because I see it every day.

Starting the third week in my late dad’s house. Haven’t closed my windows yet since the rainstorm in Ft Worth Friday night. Brubeck & Getz are the soundtrack as I do more purging on the house - working on the living room and office. Got through three cabinets yesterday.

No industry discriminates against debit card users like auto rental companies. Even when able to pay the deposit that doubles my out-of-pocket cost and provide all of the ident requested… airport locations won’t rent to debit users without a flight ticket. Asinine.

[𝙨𝙬𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙣]

Och. My mistake.

And, to echo others’ statements earlier: thanks for being one of the best follows on Bluesky since joining up. Slainté mhath.

Anything between “indigo sky” and “and surrounded.” The app doesn’t allow you to scroll up on that block.

At least one line is cut off, between the preview and the expanded text. Of course, that’s the most insightful line of the whole block.

… except: