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Idol AU where WWX and LXC are in an up and coming idol group together.

College student LWJ is completely unfazed by his brother’s newfound fame and fortune (and he Certainly isn’t nursing a crush on one of his brother’s bandmates)

Text of online posts: 1st person - It's pretty funny how many young adult books have a premise like "I was just a DORK LOSER with NO FRIENDS, but then it turned out I actually have an Elite Skull Shape and I'm actually the Coolest Person Ever." Second poster - I've been feeling insane about this for a good ten years because I remember that the books I read as a kid all had stories where the protagonist was completely normal and they found an object or a book and learning to read the book or use the magical object was what made them into the cool hero. An then partway during my childhood, suddenly all of the new books had heroes that were the hero because they were born the hero, and they were just temporarily uncool because they didn't know they were born special. And I know that these things are trends that come and go, but I'm 30 years old now and the "you can only be born special, you can't work to achieve great things" narrative just WILL. NOT. DIE. as a trend in young adult literature. Can we PLEASE go back to "find a weird book in the library and accidentally become an all powerful wizard because you can read aloud" being the dominant narrative of youth fiction?

transcript in the alt text because this is too true and important to skip over.

A black and white cat with bright yellow eyes staring off into the distance, looking slightly sad or thoughtful.

The vet said 〝He's not overweight at all, but he has a round and big head.‘’

I am become Cat, destroyer of furniture

happy wen ning day!!!
52 pages of postcanon hijinks ft. the juniors, wangxian, and of course the birthday boy himself 🖤
1/11 🧵 (read left to right)
#wenning #mdzs

A soft sketchy drawing of a white bunny with light brown markings and a few freckly spots, spread out for a nap with their paws sticking in all directions and little pink flowers scattered around.

So eepy 🐰💤 #art #cuteart #bunnies #bunny

bnuuy mlem

uploading all my ne zha 2 stuff here now #nezha2

An interviewer asks Nezha, "What do you think of Ao Bing?" Nezha responds, "He's the best, He lets me ride him sometimes," while a thought bubble shows him thinking of literally riding around on Ao Bing's back while the latter is in dragon form. The interviewer, with a blush shown on their hand, responds, "'Ride him?' What a bold answer!" #bingzha #饼渣 #哪吒之魔童闹海

An interviewer asks Ao Bing, "What do you think of Nezha?" Ao Bing responds, "Of course we're close. I've even been inside him, so I think we understand each other well," while a thought bubble shows him thinking of when he possessed Nezha's body. The text in the thought bubble reads, "It's my turn to pilot the Nezha." The interviewer, with a blush shown on their hand, responds, "'Been inside?' So intimate...!" #bingzha #饼渣 #哪吒之魔童闹海

[Nezha 2 spoilers]
What do Nezha and Ao Bing think of each other?
#Nezha #oubing #藕饼

loved nezha 2 and the free big tiddy single father that came with it
#nezha #nezha2 #哪吒之魔童闹海

oohh yeah i thought your twt got hacked as well 😭😭 no i was talking abt the bottomji discord

Are u still hacked coz I've seen your twitter post i replied to earlier was deleted 😭 just pls be safe and i hope your banks wont be affected

I've said it before but whether you knew you were a girl from your very first memory or you decided last week that you're going to give this woman thing a try because it seems cool, you're my sister and you deserve to have your rights fought for and protected

Xiao Zhan in a black suit with a large jeweled chest pin and another large glittering pin on his lapel

#xiaozhan

"your name engraved herein"

𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲: at the age of 16, lwj met wwx, swam with him, and fell in love. but just like in swimming, one can drown in love too.
𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴: explicit
𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀: ~25k
𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸: archiveofourown.org/works/62346970

for @francowitch.bsky.social and #TopxianBottomjiWeek2024 #mdzs #wangxian

Xiao Zhan

His legs are endless??

平安喜乐 / peace and joy

有趣有盼 / looking ahead, positive spirit

锦鲤开运 / koi fish’s good luck

诸事皆宜 / things go your way

Happy chuyi!

Wishing everyone a prosperous, joyful, and healthy year ahead!
㊗️新年快乐，笑口常开，年年有余，事事顺利！🧧🎉🎇🍍

1. Snake: 平安喜乐 / peace and joy
2. Horse: 有趣有盼 / looking ahead, positive spirit
3. Sheep: 锦鲤开运 / koi fish’s good luck
4. Monkey: 诸事皆宜 / things go your way

It's been a while, bluesky >< im going to be busy so imma be dumping here as I venture through another busy week 😔

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

I think my favorite thing about Australia is that each bird here has its own unique beautiful bird song that sounds like a human or many humans crying out in the most terrifying and distressing way you have ever heard

Shot of Xiao Zhan lit in red with his face in close up. His hands are in front of his face.

#xiaozhan

#WangXian

When they're out together, LWJ feels a tap on his bottom. He glares down at WWX.

LWJ: That is incredibly inappropriate. We are in public.

WWX laughs: Alright, fine. Sorry, sorry, so I can do it when we're in private?

LWJ ears reddened: Shameless.

Cont. ⤵️

🐓 #MDZS #WeiWuxian #LanWangji #WangXian

𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝗳 "dormant dreams on en ember pile"

𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲: one day we will all become stardust, but until then...
𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴: explicit
𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀: ~3.6k
𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸: archiveofourown.org/works/594286...

𝗳𝗶𝗻.

@dee_s085 @lostzhanbobohu.bsky.social @lanssimp.bsky.social #TopxianBottomjiWeek2024 (mdzs CQL wangxian)

Brush pen drawing of two men in historic costume sitting side by side

おはよう

🐈‍⬛ MOUSE WRAPPED 🐈‍⬛

1. you lounged in sunbeams for 45210 minutes
2. you made bikkies for 65781 minutes
3. you played with your toy mousies for 7323 minutes
4. you played with 5 toy mousies, but just one was your favorite: crappy red mousie with holes in
5. you got scoopied 345 times