This just in per AP: Corporate headquarters of Texas-based software company Initech may have been started by an employee. #pleaseresearchbeforeyoupost

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After almost ten years, I’m finally back at the hourly pay rate I was making before I left my then highest paying job.

It took me ten years to make $6.

I just want the diss tracks more than anything.

Anyone else want to hear Trump say something bad about Afroman?

Dumb to Dumber. Does he still have to have sex with Corey?

Someone tell him it’s more badass to sign his name on artillery with a hammer and chisel!

A coworker says that he loves Pam Bondi, but says they need to let her find the pedos. When asked who he didn’t say, but said that they could probably get away with it.

I said that they possibly have enough to at least get warrants, freeze assets, hold passports, stop PJs. She can do that. 🦗 🦗

Hopefully Oracle goes bust soon so their money goes away.

Gwar does little wrong. Do yourself a favor and check out the Gwar TED talk.

Just because California had a win, don’t canonize fucking Newsom.

He may be an ally now, but I don’t trust him for a second.

Chill, he worked all day on that line. If he’s going to ruin his life via internet infamy, let him look like a chad to the rest of the micro-sacks.

I have a fantasy that all the players of the #Seahawks and #patriots start now to refuse to play #SuperBowl until ICE is abolished, followed by #nba players. I think the player power of sports could easily bring this administration to heel.

Don’t believe me, ask Colin.

Abolish ICE and put that money into healthcare where it belongs.

You could also call for a vote of no confidence in Johnson and remove him as Speaker.

Also, Jefferies has not risen to this moment and doesn’t seem to be interested. Put a progressive, non-corporate leader up to fight for us.

Whoopty shit. About a year late showing up to the resistance. Maybe she and Maggie shouldn’t have voted to confirm appointees in the first place.

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First thing I’m doing Monday is calling my Congressional delegation and asking for court martials, impeachments, Mike Johnson to be removed as speaker, new legislation to overturn Supreme Court’s decision presidential immunity, and no tax money to Venezuela.

This needs the line, the last straw.

Another year, another attempt to finish House of Leaves.

Tis the season my wife hates shopping with me because in almost every store I point and say “Jesus!” at all the decorations.

I won’t shit on a man making honest money anyway he can, but it is near employee abuse for Amazon to send a man who has never seen snow and barely speaks English to deliver in an area he doesn’t know in a vehicle not made or prepared for winter weather.

To all you aspiring recipie writers out there on this most thankful of givings:

If your recipe involves baking and “48 hours,” it isn’t “easy.”

Pound sand, ass.

This is how I find out?!

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Wrong Creep

Man, that picture makes him look like a half done Frankenstein’s monster makeup job.

Group photo of union baristas on ULP strike

Good morning from DAY FIVE of our national ULP strike!

We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.

RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee

“But don’t worry, I’m scheming in the background to make sure that vulnerable democrats don’t get blamed for surrendering to the republicans. The airlines need to work so the Bailey’s can go to Disney World with their grandkids”

A coworker looks like the one of the parking attendants who stole Cameron’s car in Ferris Bueller.

Just found out he bought a red, 80’s convertible Porsche as a hobby car. It’s not the same one as from the movie, but I think if he was old enough to know that reference, he would have got a Miata.

Already emailed @hassan.senate.gov Never voting for her again.

This is my message to @hassan.senate.gov that I sent this morning. I hope that my fellow #NH voters send something similar. I’m fine losing a battle to win the war, but surrendering at every battle doesn’t count. These 8 senators are not meeting the moment. Hell, even SHUEMER hadn’t given up yet!