Wait a minute, is this the same Richard Tice who repeatedly called for Angela Rayner to resign over her dubious tax shenanigans? Surely not, because that would make him look like a hypocritical wanker. Oh.
So did Mandelson get clearance or not? None of this looks good whichever way they spin it.
I have to admit, Trump picking a fight with the Pope was not on my list of things to look out for in 2026, but it's really not that unexpected when you think about it.
From my 2024 Heroes & Villains Live Tour.
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What a soul-crushing binary choice. Boot out one spineless disappointment of a Prime Minister, just to replace him with a loud-mouthed, faux pint-swilling grifter who’ll sell the country out to the highest bidder.
We’re not just in trouble - we’re completely fucked.
Kanye: BANNED!
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Did I accidentally shove a fistful of LSD up my arse or did this really happen?
I'd think this was an April Fool's joke if it wasn't a Reform UK member saying it...
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This week Tom Walker @jonathanpienews.bsky.social returns to discuss….
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- The extraordinary price of tapas
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After some reflection, I’ve realised Andrew Tate is actually incredibly astute. His words have resonated with me and I would like to join the Manosphere. Bitches love me because I can do more press-ups than you and my NatWest Savers account is moderately substantial.
The Perfect Easter gift for all the family.
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My thoughts on the tearing down of statues - from my 2021 FAKE NEWS Tour.
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Some venues are now sold out and others have only a few tickets left. Fuck. I'd better stop watching reruns of Columbo and get writing... jonathanpie.com
Here are some Easter eggs from the 1980's with no mention of Easter on the packaging. My personal favourite was the Lion Bar one. Can we all move on from this now please?
When Reform's Sarah Pochin says here: "We'll do all the naughty stuff", she means pure undiluted racism, free from the gaze of the press. Hilarious.
Keir Starmer today officially announced he would not fondle Trump's balls.
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He's insane isn't he? I mean actually insane.
This man has access to the nuclear codes.
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Yes Jacob, but I expect these ladies don't hunt and torture animals for sport.
WAR in IRAN.
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Call me Mr Bastard, but might I suggest a prison sentence would be more of a deterrent than a fine the consumers will end up paying?
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From my 2018 tour.
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Research for my new show The End of The World According to Jonathan Pie is going well. Looks to be my most hilarious show yet! Lots of lols.
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Labour has just had a shocking defeat. Meanwhile at the other end of the spectrum we have Rupert Lowe:
"Anyone who would rather watch reruns of Mahabharat than Only Fools and Horses shall be deported."
What a fucking state UK politics is in right now.
The Gorton and Denton result should be a brutal wake-up call for Labour - but I'm not convinced they've even plugged the alarm clock in yet.
I'm in no way opposed to enforcing headphones on public transport. I do not want to listen to other people's shit music. But linking this to 'foreigners' is bizarre. What else will mass deportations fix? People not putting their trolley back after a big Asda shop? Chewing loudly? Farting in lifts?
