in fairness, there was that time the nuns at the homeless shelter took one look at him and handed him soup

need more info on the War Columbo, please

Cosmo is such a prophetic villain

He ain't coming back

I know this isn't what they're going for (or a good idea, financially), but On Cinema Tim Heidecker getting the keys to InfoWars would be tremendous HEI Network content

they're adding more screenings tonight/tomorrow!

...my god, what a perfect idea

can't wait for the mea culpas when Carlson is leading the R field in '28

Atlanta! Additional SPEED RACER IMAX screenings at Atlantic Station and North Point tonight!

Telling people about the good, useful use cases for AI is kinda like telling people about the 30-50 feral hogs you need your AR-15 for

It is entirely true and yet so completely divorced from the lived experience of your audience that you sound ridiculous

my god, the sound in Speed Racer IMAX

oh, we're gonna get so many great Vic Berger videos out of this

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

"fuck TKO," I think

making that change to nitrous (or whatever) was probably smart, but I'd love to see the helium cut

that clicked for me when i read that he was originally supposed to be huffing helium through his mask, reinforcing his infantile impulses

I liked it a lot. It's simultaneously invoking the pre-Ellis Stormwatch (esp aesthetically) while also being a post-Ellis mature take on the concept.

did you read Spencer Ackerman’s Waller vs Wildstorm from a couple of years back?

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

some enterprising young person is hard at work on plans for a DIY handheld EMP, right?

underrated banger of a video, too https://youtu.be/RP0_8J7uxhs?si=vOC5j52NFNz7VMlg

Do you know how bad it has to be for something to seem undignified to professional wrestling

my advice to any WWE viewers inclined to defend this shit is to just hire a dominatrix to shit in your mouth, there’d be more dignity in it

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

It's a Strange, Erotic Journey from Milan to Minsk, Charlie Brown

wwe fans: "we coulda had an Aleister Black/Cody feud!"
aew fans:

define and limit the scope of contract work at the federal level?

genuinely warms my heart that these two guys are still at it together

Asuka

some people don't deserve art