I think I could make a lot of people cry in a Montanas if I tried hard enough.

I'm going to stop talking to you if this is what happens

If modern AI was actually just a better SmarterChild MSN chatbot, maybe I wouldn't hate it so much.

If you like justbins you can go fuck yourself

This is wild

From Cabin Radio:
NWT looks to modernize ‘antiquated’ land titles, corporate registries
cabinradio.ca/286027/news/...

Great news everyone. The government of the nwt is looking at MAYBE modernizing their corporate registries system!

Lmfao

It's not me, it's 56.02% of my party that's wrong.

YESSD, ugh, I sent an angry email about this to Nicole and Carla a few days ago. YOU'RE the ones selling out because you don't believe that voters are smart enough to understand nuance. Being anti-gas is not being anti-worker!

The SNDP choosing to talk shit about Avi basically means that leftist new dems should really take over the provincial party bc the SNDP is feeling more and more like three conservatives in a trench coat.

Spoilers: they dont kiss in the new young Sherlock (homophobic)

Another day, another flight cancelled between Yellowknife and Saskatchewan

Lmfao it's pink shirt day again which means everyone will forget about queer people

Lmfao everytime someone is like "this con joined the libs!!! how great!!" It's just like, yeah, that doesn't mean the cons are going left, it just means the libs are too right

I've always said that neopets fucks ul every mobile app they make but then they gave me kiko match 3

I'm not too big to admit when I was wrong

Screenshot of texting conversation that reads: OP: "thank you" Reply: "You're welcome" OP: "can i answer a miscellaneous/random question from you about non-profit governance or roberts rules" OP: "or gay people" OP: "my ~expertise~"

Me asking my lawyer friends for free legal advice

Made the decision to import all my old tweets and then realized that bluesky is public so i guess this is the choice i've made

absolutely fuckin wild

She fixed it (goddess)

My corporate landlord wants me to die

(got rid of hot chocolate in the coffee machine)

This woman waiting with her elderly parents in the ER is doing God's work.

They're complaining about how dirty the hospital is: "Tell Scott Moe, the people who work here are amazing, but they have no money."

Conservative parents are tough.

Can someone tell the Sask NDP that sending mass emails (more than 8 in 6 days) is NOT an effective fundraising strategy??

I asked my nail tech if she's seen heated rivalry, and she asked me what it was.

Some people just live in totally different worlds.

Hmmmmm..........

"Yeah, I'm pretty patriotic. I watch a lot of Canadian hockey shows."

Pretty annoyed that my algorithm thinks i want hockey stuff when i actually just want heated rivalry stuff

The embarrassment I would feel if I ever typed the words "my AI assistant says"... I can't even fathom.

This is true tbh

okay so their kid was not gay, their kid worked at a non-profit

I'm glad the tides are turning