NO FUCKING WAY MY HOTEL ROOM HAS A REALLY NICE BATH???? holy shit im running this I haven’t used a bathtub this big in like ten years

I HAVE BIG HUGE EXCITING PLANS FOR THIS THAT I CAN’T ELUCIDATE OR GO INTO DETAIL ON PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

okay well how about we start with 1 point for now and then in 30 days we can check in and talk about maybe bumping it up to 2, sound okay?

In-game FFXIV G-pose screenshot of CALLIE CATASTROPHE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR WITH HER FUCKING KNIVES OUT AND SHE’S MAD AS HELL and also the fanfest logo is on the side

i’m about to board my flight to Anaheim for FFXIV Fanfest but before I do here’s one last Gpose I made with the special fanfest frames they added because i’m EXCITEDDDDDD

correct! that’s 400 points coming your way. You have control of the board

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures

awww did the big kitty get petrified? did the big scary kitty beastie get TFed into a statue and you’re all grumpy about it? big grumpy mad? what are you gonna do. hmm? gonna stand still about it?

Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

THIS ONE TRICK is WHY you will NEVER find SUCCESS, PURPOSE and SELF FULFILLMENT *gigantic arrow pointing to a serum 2 knob that’s been poorly pixelated-blurred like a penis in a published manga*

i’m gonna say 25 or 6 to 4 by Chicago, but you’ll never catch me knocking sultans of swing

in your mind, right now

imagine a linux distro with a cute animal mascot where the installation of the distro comes with a user directory of porn of the mascot

Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Types of Board Game

xkcd.com/3235/

anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

someday I hope to play a video game with a villain who writes this evocatively

PRAY FORGIVE ME FOR MY PREDISPOSITION, GOOD SIR, BUT I HAVE HEARD MUCH AND MORE FROM MY COLLEAGES AND ACQUAINTANCES THAT BETRAY TO ME THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU HAVE A PREDILECTION FOR ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL PARTNERS OF THE MORE, SHALL WE SAY, JUVENILE PERSUASION, MISTER DRAKE

hey ky

just DRENCHED in soap. People walking by would ask why it’s snowing only on that statue

do you know how much joy I would get from the opportunity to take a power wash to you

my Idyllic Dream Timeline poster for FFXIV, 24” x 36”, layed out on the chaise for inspection and appreciation

close up shot of the poster’s title, to show the print detail

close up shot of the lightning cleaves and black hole portion of the poster, showing the fidelity and color of the print

close up photo of the timeline itself on the poster, from the bottom looking up, to show the colors on the poster from a deeply slanted camera angle

i’ve never had any creations that have appeared on a print before, but I got these 24” x 36” test prints this weekend, and they came out looking SO good 🥹 everything is so sharp and so crisp…

I also weirdly do this, despite having never watched a full episode of ATHF in my life

“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]

the moment that sent me was Ardbert approaching Thancred and going “Hi Thancred, would you like to talk about…”
*dramatic zoom*
“DEPRESSION?”

“augh talking about how Square Enox cancelled the development of 3 new DLCs for FF15, which had almost 10 million purchases globally at the time, so the devs could work on Forespoken, which sold 120,000 copies, is so BORING and DULL” insane. unhinged. absurd. covers your face in easy cheese

☝️☝️☝️☝️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 THAT’S WHAT IM SAYING

I wanna just lay my feet up on you while I play games <3 I think that would be nice for both of us

oh I thought it keeps happening to me because jeans are just poor quality now…..

I need to share this with the gargoyles....

FFXIV streamer Denm0 Mcstronghuge playing Tomodachi Life and making a Mii version of Godbert Manderville, who happens to look nearly identical to Denmo's avatar

"don't talk to me or my son ever again" @mcstronghuge.bsky.social