They're the most polite of the cultural touchstone movie series bc no one talks about them between releases

She's not gonna let Bill fuck you, you're not a child

The fuck did Paul Dano do to him? Make a joke about people who wish they were shoes?

Turns out everyone who says "she was right about everything" is genocidal scum. Color me the most shocked person in the world

The worst part is the dozens of innocent people who have been murdered. The 'legacy' of the US Military can go fuck itself.

Literally the exact same mentality that the slave trade in the US relied on after 1808

They say "A,E,I,O,U" and I ask "Why? Why not WE and US"?

Ultra Mega Chicken

Good choice, don't want hordes of feral chicken slaughtering people on their way to work

He started a genocide

Hey, Stargate is getting a brand new series
Awesome

We're here because Dems decided they loved genocide too much to give it up and they wanted to make a play for Nazi votes and they're literally still doing that

Stuffed crust pizza but the crust is stuffed with pizza rolls

Fuck, that probably already exists

They should have given her a baseball bat

Am I supposed to post about how I hope some genocidal cunt makes a "quick recovery"?
Cuz I don't.

Because he gave them kids to rape and a safe place to do it.
This isn't difficult

When genociders say "we should've done more".
Yeah I know what you mean you ghoul

Joe Biden and his DOJ decided to protect him so they could run against him in 2024

Ms. Manners covered this. As long as you filled out the RSVP properly you're good. Otherwise a short thank you note is expected

He shoulda made a jeep. Like Jurassic Park drives around in.

For guys with constipation

Every scene ends with Q like

Whenever you get confused just remember it was designed by rich old white guys who thought owning humans was fine but paying tax was worse than death

All he knows is trust fund kids. Of course they don't want roommates.

Never seen anyone so dedicated to being wrong about literally everything

Oh geez you mean we only have to wait a year before you'll pretend to try to do something, then feign helplessness and capitulate to Nazis again!?
Oh you do spoil us so!!

I wanna be buried with my debt. Like the Pharaohs

Joyce Carol Oates please post about how Musk has never known the joy of tackling a Grizzly Bear Cub

Sam Altman already answered this, we're just gonna casually build a Dyson Sphere "around the solar system"
Should be ready by 2030 or so