"What lovely weather we're having!"
Snowpack is alarmingly low. Again.
"Beautiful spring day!"
Fourth year in a row of drought conditions in Washington.
"Sun's out, guns out!"
Fire season is coming.
youtu.be/dDrJahOCfBA
Would the fans support me if I decided to become a Nonverbal Autistic Man? Or would I get the usual runaround from clout chasing dick heads
Helpless Hamburger
Fellas, is it gay to season the food you're going to eat?
We could talk about the nuance of different bodies and different levels of active work can sometimes mean a higher demand for protein (I certainly feel the difference working this job vs sitting at a computer desk for 8 hours/day) but what is really fucking me up is that they don't use seasonings.
these line cooks and their shitty closes and the lack of follow-through from management are driving me insane
anyway, how can you be mad at people practicing avoidance, negligence, or hiding behind plausible deniability? They literally didn't do anything!
"ACAB includes the cop in your head" is only useful up to a point, but when one says that while at the same time avoiding accountability for their own shit, damn, didn't they just become a corrupt cop with that?
Enjoying my Hulk-colored restorative potion of an 8 oz Red Bull with OJ, blue Powerade, and a splash of Sprite. Ibuprofen optional and as needed.
well fuckin leave em alone
Reporting on certain aspects of homelessness without talking to anyone who is homeless is definitely a choice.
Hillary Clinton called universal health care a pony and didn’t pay for one of her top staffers cancer treatment. They had to do a go fund me
Frame #8750 from S03 -E09 - Black Pork-628419
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
The caption “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006” under a photo of a rat playing on a tiny plastic piano
And a very happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes to all who observe
Mystery Science Theater 3000, experiment: "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" Actor Raul Julia is lying in a chair with a stunned expression, eyes wide and mouth agape as a light is focused on his brow. Crow T. Robot speaking as Julia's character: "I seem to have died, is that OK?"
Me after my first 11 hour workday since... last autumn?
If food is made and ready for me when I get home, the person who made it has a life debt from me. "idk it might not be good." fool, I do not care in these moments. the food is ready now, and I didn't have to do it.
Today it was an older affordable staple: boxed Mac and cheese (Velveeta Buffalo specifcally--the buffalo. seasoning cuts the bad part of the Velveeta taste). Other MVPs include frozen pot pies, PB&J sandos, and, begrudgingly, cereal.
11 hour day, and I am eating like a quintessential cook, which is to say that by the time I get home, I'm so hungry that I'll turn evil. and the very last thing I wanna do in that moment is make more food. Lately it's been Momofuku instant noodles with air fried frozen chicken nuggets and garnishes.
So fuckin sick of Sysco and I can't even fuckin afford to eat out!! It's the principal of the thing! Is the thing!!
in woke 2 if someone says some dumb shit and tries to dodge mockery by saying 'how dare you speak over an oppressed group' they will be slimed like on you cant do that on television
Fuck Sysco.
Post-apocalyptic fiction in which the main character finds post-apocalyptic fiction from the past and finds it irrelevant in ways that allude to the downfall of civilization. send a royalty check.
“The joke is, we all have the same punchline.” - CP
My introduction to Palahniuk was Survivor (I rented the DVD of Fight Club while reading Survivor as assigned in my community college English class). The same paperback from that class is the only book from him I have with an autograph, from his reading at Auntie's. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivo...
Amen!
IG was both a gift and a curse for food. David Chang talks about this with a phrase and Netflix series called Ugly Delicious. Keep on cookin', Chef! ❤️
