Whoever found the dried bean in the cake was given the title "King of the Feast".

But, Daddy, I want it nooowwwwwwwwwww

Yesterday I found out that a "Bean Feast" as mentioned via Veruca Salt is not actually a grand meal consisting of beans.
It is an old English colloquialism indicating a party given by the bosses to their employees, usually in the summer.

How are there absolutely NO good movies playing Valentine's weekend?!
What are we supposed to do?
Enjoy each other's company?

There is a Board Game called Donner Dinner Party, and I think that is in poor taste.

*snickers*

Young, dumb, and full of cheese.

Wake up dead man is fantastic! Glass Onion is still the best mystery, and knives out still had the best ensemble and vibes, but oh boy, wake up dead man was a real mind eff!!!

What could possibly ruin the finale of Survivor more than a live broadcast from the orange one for 20 minutes?
Nothing. Night ruined.

There is only one acceptable use for AI ever.
And that is for copious erotic depictions of Jack Black as the satyr God Pan.
No, I will not be taking questions at this time.

The criminal, a grey cat, sits underneath the Christmas tree he loved then destroyed

My Christmas kitty just knocked down the entire Christmas tree, destroying an angel ornament in the process. FML

In the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that it's a circus clown!
But Santa, I am Pagliaci!

If you don't have kids at home, store bought is fine. 😁

Only Murders in the Building is actually just sweater porn
I want all the good good sweaters

Welcome to the Golden Potato, the restaurant where we serve potatoes Every Way.
Would you be interested in starting out with our mashed potato flight? With The OG, 4 Cheese, Sour Cream and Chive, and our flavor of the month?
For the month of October it is The OG and Sweet Potato Twist!

Seeing it tomorrow, can't wait!

*wipes tears away*
Touche, "I Like Me, The John Candy Documentary"

Do iiiiiit!!!

Two talented blonde sisters tell the god-honest truth

Jack Black is Dionysus

Xine: A cheese steak cheesecake, this is your Fear Factor. Eat it, and you'll get $1 million, and Joe Rogan's respect.
X: Keep both!
🤣😂🤣😂

I've seen white shoes after labor day
Now, I'm not a mom. But, I am a cat mom...
Can I still upgrade to Serial Mom?

Stargate Atlantis joke incoming!!!!

What beverage does a Wraith enjoy on a nice warm day?

A culled one!

Just call me, Christine, Breaker of Crowns!

I feel I have a huge education gap, because I have never read Jane Eyre. Even though every single English teacher I have ever had has gleefully shared the twist ending. One even assigned us to read Wide Sargasso Sea, the ultimate Jane Eyre spoiler book.
English Major Problems.

Perimenopause can kiss my grits

I'm 39 years old and I am still insulted by back to school commercials! How dare!

I'd take you with me anyway, at least until my cats get hungry. Yeah, they're there too.

Don't recommend eating dinner while watching the Nanny S4E4, the cameo of the orange one almost made me puke!

I really do have a correlation between my mental health and self esteem with the random shouting into the Internet void.
First real bad day in a while, and this is my third post of the day.
Mathing.

Dis why I lub him 💗

🎶 I've got the
underpaid
lower back pain
bad callbacks
car malfunction
raining
wanna cry in bed
BLUES 🎶

Had to take a late night shower (which my hair is literally not designed to do) because of Seussical audition dance calls. Woo