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Blueberry buns cleaned up~

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A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, โ€œyouโ€™re so pretty.โ€ She responds with irritation, โ€œme? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-โ€ She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. โ€œno,โ€ says the voice. โ€œi like your comics,โ€ the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, โ€œyou are so full ofโ€”โ€œ before catching herself and amending to, โ€œnnnice words,โ€ but she canโ€™t stop herself from adding, โ€œbut i genuinely canโ€™t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thรญnk less of you for likingโ€”โ€ She is cut off again by a shock. โ€œno,โ€ says the voice. The voice says, โ€œyouโ€™re a good mom.โ€ โ€œThaโ€”โ€œ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, โ€œโ€”ank you. Thatโ€™s kind of you to say.โ€ She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, โ€œyouโ€™re good at your job.โ€ Emma, frustrated, yells, โ€œwhat???โ€ She quickly tries to add โ€œa sweet thing to say,โ€ but is cut off again by another shock.

A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, โ€œyouโ€™re so pretty.โ€ She responds with irritation, โ€œme? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-โ€ She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. โ€œno,โ€ says the voice. โ€œi like your comics,โ€ the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, โ€œyou are so full ofโ€”โ€œ before catching herself and amending to, โ€œnnnice words,โ€ but she canโ€™t stop herself from adding, โ€œbut i genuinely canโ€™t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thรญnk less of you for likingโ€”โ€ She is cut off again by a shock. โ€œno,โ€ says the voice. The voice says, โ€œyouโ€™re a good mom.โ€ โ€œThaโ€”โ€œ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, โ€œโ€”ank you. Thatโ€™s kind of you to say.โ€ She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, โ€œyouโ€™re good at your job.โ€ Emma, frustrated, yells, โ€œwhat???โ€ She quickly tries to add โ€œa sweet thing to say,โ€ but is cut off again by another shock.

a quick comic about deflection

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oh to be within smooching distance of an anne u-u

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Too many jesters don't know how to entertain a crowd

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Across the Birdoverse

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"Shortstack Charlie Morningstar", said patrons.

patreon.com/taibllazer for more.

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Shortstack Mt. Lady

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Space Boba Booba
#rosalina #fanart

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BimboGum

2 months ago 359 61 2 0
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An illustration of Professor Utonium, the Powerpuff Girls and their children. The Professor is sitting on a sofa while being surrounded and comforted by the Girls and their children (From very left, clockwise: Buttercup, Blossom, Berry, Bubbles, Beauty, Beam, Britt)

An illustration of Professor Utonium, the Powerpuff Girls and their children. The Professor is sitting on a sofa while being surrounded and comforted by the Girls and their children (From very left, clockwise: Buttercup, Blossom, Berry, Bubbles, Beauty, Beam, Britt)

A man, his daughters, and his grandkids too

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midna the character i sometimes draw

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hangover time

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woah watch out she's a lightweight! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

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Fuck you. My art of "Princess" Fludd in a cute widdle dress from 2020.

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Cosmic Clown

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Toph! The greatest earthbender! ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿชจ

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Toph

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A green t-shirt with yellow text: No Worries If Not! (Lots of worries if)

A green t-shirt with yellow text: No Worries If Not! (Lots of worries if)

A fitted green t-shirt with yellow text: No Worries If Not! (Lots of worries if)

A fitted green t-shirt with yellow text: No Worries If Not! (Lots of worries if)

Our newest quote shirt has arrived.

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the frills made me think of a showgirl outfit so i made a carnaval version too hehe

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Treasure shop girl

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college roommates

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Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park

"One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

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proof of aliens!!!

2 months ago 3665 565 15 1
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Princess Russet Reminder ๐Ÿ’•

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A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle

A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle

Endless cycle

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metal mario and isolated metal mario texture (orb with beautiful flowers) being reacted to by a guy going "HOLD UP!! He's actually beautiful flowers?"

metal mario and isolated metal mario texture (orb with beautiful flowers) being reacted to by a guy going "HOLD UP!! He's actually beautiful flowers?"

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