A faith so easily tossed aside was just a mask you chose to wear to hide your true self from the world

On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat

On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat

If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?

Insurance

Addon editions will allow the game player to take on the role of one of the characters and actively chase down fossil fuel executives and oligarchs IRL to combat these pricing problems. It will still only be subscription based 🤷🏻‍♂️

$7.00 for a half lb of deli ham? Are you fucking high!?! Get Trump and his fuckwits out of our government. No real person can afford to live like this

Watch out for salt blocks, as if they exist

Square

😠😤😡🤬🤯

Wait until starving poor people start to eat them.

Awww my pup shares the same name. My Mabel is 70 lbs but thinks she's a lap dog. Dogs rule

This invisibility power is surprising. It kinda sucks. Nobody will see this so it's pointless to ask if anyone else feels this way

Toad, Peach, Yoshi. You're up

51 and feel like I'm about to have to start over again with my career. Nobody is going to hire me for a living wage with vacation and sick time commensurate with my age and time working. The American Dream is dead. A waking nightmare of no hope and despair at what the future holds for my son

Corporate America. Where you're hired with a week off of sick time and three weeks PTO, but you can't use it because you have to accrue it and if you are sick and have to be out that fine doesn't count towards accrual.

I'm tired, boss

@governor.ny.gov we see your campaign contributions. We know why you won't give the richest people an opportunity to contribute their fair share of the tax revenue this state needs to maintain the infrastructure these wealthy people use to earn their hoarded treasures. We can vote for someone else

I hate a day I agree with Rand Paul

Might as well just start letting fans play. This team is GARBAGE

Of course I'll watch. I hated myself

Get fucked

Kids Incorporated put out a quality 80s one hit wonder for a fake TV show band

Umm, Stephen Miller "missing" is a very bad sign. That means he's somewhere plotting and directing the Reich from the shadows. Vampires and ghouls do their best work in the dark. He's the dangerous one. We will all be in camps before the end of his presidency

Great job, chicken jockey

Having been raised Catholic, I'm qualified to say that Donnie has no idea what literal holy hell he's unleashing on himself. You don't fuck with the Pope. He will lose entire communities once the news finally gets to them.

This is going to be glorious

They are going to have to dial down the number of "guys" to a more reasonable and affordable "1-2 guys"

Hey now. Keep that horny talk out of my Jeffries tubes. There are kids on board for some reason.

We are all domestic terrorists according to the new FBI directive

Hey Kash. Come get me. I haven't punched a Nazi in a while

Gave my parents an easy off ramp from the cult. Lobbed a meatball over the plate with a video reporting about the forced registration for the draft. It will directly affect their grandchildren. Then I asked if they still support this. The non answer of wanting me in their life said it all. I'm done

My god, I must be tripping. Does she look pretty?

An "uptick" in Trump universe is a sticky metric just like "parsec" is in the Star Wars universe. Could mean speed, could mean distance. Who knows? All that matters is Han shot first and so did Trump